Dilbert jobs

Animator Needed Techtop is looking to provide an animation video describing some big changes within our industry. A script is provided to help execute the message we are wanting to get across. The dialog will be similar to the popular comic strip "Dilbert". Scene: "Oldtown Mill" Factory Building & "Oldtown Mill" Hospital Please see Files attached. - Style of animation: Stop Motion - Theme or concept: Client has a specific theme or concept in mind - Animation length: 1-3 minutes Skills and experience required: - Proficiency in stop motion animation techniques - Ability to bring client's specific theme or concept to life through animation - Experience in creating animations of varying lengths, preferably 1-3 minutes - Attention to detail an...

comic as discussed, its shows with dilbert but it can not be dilbert sandwin and nestor ..sandwin is tall, thin, buzz cut with horseface, nestor short chubby and geeky ill upload file in a few

I would like an illustration for a Dilbert-type joke. Please see the image.

Some strip cartoon “dilbert style” of conversations had around the house in vector format so I can scale as needed.

...settings. This task is for a re-skin targeted at atheist (mostly male) adults and about a humorous journey of a mediocre middle-class guy (maybe an office worker in his 30s) to hell. Hell turns out to be a crazy place which isn't as bad as they tell, and actually not that much worse (if not better) than this character's everyday life. I also like the "Prince of insufficient light" character from Dilbert series, and his concept of Heck (which is not true hell but something dull and futile which drags on and make up the mediocre person's life). So, it could a journey to Heck. Also see these examples:

Hi James, I have a comic strip book in need of an illustrator. Let me know if you're interested. Dilbert style humor. Sean

Hi Jacob, I am looking for an illustrator for a comic strip book. Dilbert style humor. Let me know if you're interested. Thanks, Sean

Hi James, I have a comic strip book in need of an illustrator. Let me know if you're interested. Dilbert style humor. Sean

Hi John, I have a comic strip book I'd like professionally drawn. Would you be interested? Similar in style to Dilbert, storyline, etc. Sean

Would include: Individual "Dilbert" like clips to humorously address PM issues Cartoons of avatars Book Covers

I want to create some simple cartoons like Calvin and Hobbes or Dilbert. I want to spend a few hours with a cartoonist to learn how you do it. Specifically- how do you draw your character at various angles , who do you make them walk etc. Bonus points if you use procreate. Please share some of your past work(comics/cartoons/etc) , and the tools you will use.

I need a short 4 or 5 panel color comic strip professionally drawn to communicate a simple message Ala Dilbert or Doonesbury. The attached mock-ups pretty much explain what I need. The strip will be used in a product pitch deck for a new IT software tool that simplifies a manual process. If you bid, please send a sample of comic strip or drawing style to ttimbol@

1. The basic image I need should be something like Road_vector_3 (without big buildings in the background). 2. But the final image should have 2 lanes on each side i.e. total 4 lanes (as in Road_vector_2). 3. There shou...3. There should be few 2-3 cars going in each direction in different lanes (we drive on left side of the road in India). 4. is standing on the side of the road 5. A car near Rochy is driving on the lane mark, i.e. it is neither in left lane, nor right. 6. Rochy says to this driver – Driving in middle! Are you middle one? Neither male, nor female? 7. Overall, it should be simple like Dilbert cartoons. 8. Driving in middle! – This should be in red font. Are you middle one? – This should be in blue font. Neither male, nor female? – This shoul...

...like to request a few small changes to the design if it’s not too much additional work for you please: 1. Can you make that balding effect on the octopus’ balding hair somehow more prominent to the eye please? I’d like the viewer to clearly see that he’s balding 2. Please could his thought bubble be more like a comic thought bubble cloud, rather than a circle? For example, like something from a Dilbert comic (example enclosed) 3. I feel sheepish to ask this- but would you mind changing the colour of the bystanders to a different colour please? In crazy old 2018, where people are so overly-sensitive, I don’t want to be accused of targeting one particular minority group… as being terrorised by a giant octopus! I'm worried that might get mis...

Please design a cartoon based on this sketch. The winner may be selected for a long-term project of 50-100+ cartoons at $50 USD each. I'm looking for an illustrator to help with a social media campaign to promote my new book and teach the basics of financial literacy. I like the style of Far Side, the New Yorker, and Dilbert. Any ideas you have to make the cartoon funnier are welcome! Please use your imagination.

Okay, here's my second attempt to ...it open this time. Here's my original message again: I like your style and think it could be perfect for a comic strip I'm writing: a parody of the popular comic strip "Dilbert", satirizing Donald Trump and Dilbert creator Scott Adams. So: 1. Would you be comfortable contributing to a left-leaning, anti-Trump comic strip? (I don't want to ask any illustrator to do work against their political beliefs.) 2. Are you familiar with Dilbert, and do you feel you'd be able to come up with your own versions of the major Dilbert characters, plus your version of Donald Trump within that universe? (You shouldn't try to copy the Dilbert look exactly. Rather, you should do your own versions...

...post, including 1 infographics per post. Each article's infographics should be grammatically impeccable, combining light text with attractive graphical content. The image alone should be able to tell the main ideas of the article. The 2 additional graphics per article must drive in an important point, inspired by a quote form the article. The format for the additional graphics is similar to a Dilbert cartoon, and can be COMPUTER GENERATED or HAND DRAWN. Sense of humor here is appreciated. My website discusses US college admission topics, and my goal is to help reduce student stress even as I encourage students to aspire for attending college/university. RECRUITMENT CRITERIA A. Skill and artistry B. Timeliness C. Price A & B will be first considered. Between bidders...

...post, including 1 infographics per post. Each article's infographics should be grammatically impeccable, combining light text with attractive graphical content. The image alone should be able to tell the main ideas of the article. The 2 additional graphics per article must drive in an important point, inspired by a quote form the article. The format for the additional graphics is similar to a Dilbert cartoon, and can be COMPUTER GENERATED or HAND DRAWN. Sense of humor here is appreciated. My website discusses US college admission topics, and my goal is to help reduce student stress even as I encourage students to aspire for attending college/university. RECRUITMENT CRITERIA A. Skill and artistry B. Timeliness C. Price A & B will be first considered. Between bidder...

2 x Dilbert styled comicstrips are required for a business blog Each comicsrtip will have 20 FRAMES (5 frames x 4 rows - see 'Frame Structure' tab of the attached excel sheet) For TEXT and HINTS of the required comicstrips see Column 'C' and 'G' of tab labelled 'Text and Hints' of the attached excel spreadsheet One comicstrip is about the experience of a MOBILE PHONE / TELECOM CUSTOMER. A 'MALE' character is required for this strip The second comicstrip is about the experience of a BANKING CUSTOMER. A 'FEMALE' character is required for this strip The original artwork in adobe illustrator along with files in jpg and png format to be sent to me after completion - and not to be reused in any shape or form for a...

Need a graphic designer to do 2 tasks: 1. Create Dilbert/Garfield style cartoon strips from Marketing perspective (idea and dialogues to be provided by us) 2. Create a mascot for our brand and continue to create strips like Amul's ads

We are after an illustrator to create us a series (10+) of Dilbert-style cartoons/short comic strips to depict compliance scenarios around the office, featuring super heros. The two superhero characters we need are "Ms Trust" and "Mr Challenge", and they are the characters who will educate people about our compliance policies. They should be identifiable as Superheros, preferably with our corporate logo included, but their costumes shouldn't be too complicated as we would like people to dress up as them for special events. Scenarios will be things like: A man is about to post an image taken at a work function on Facebook, but Ms Trust appears and asks him if he has checked with the individuals in the photo if they're okay with that before posting, and...

Looking for an illustrator for a comic. The comic centers around a Scientist named Ken and his adventures primarily in the workplace and in everyday life. Inspiration would include Dilbert, The Office, Family Guy, The Simpsons to name a few.

hi folks, i have a dilbert cartoon strip that i would like to convert from colour to an image that can be sent to a laser engraving shop. This is a 3 panel comic, a sample panel is included here. The image needs to be optimised for 2 colour / B&W and for engraving , but I want to maximise the detail of the original artwork, so some bits may need to be changed from solid colours to hatching or other patterns. I also need to keep the original resolution / size of the file.

Data Guy is a frazzled shinny guy with pocket protector full of pens, lots of keys, hair that stands up straight like he's been electrocuted run down old brown shoes- kind of on the order of Dilbert..allways dealing with CEO or top IT people when their Disaster Recovery system must be brought up ASAP- without their systems up and running, banks, corporations, anybody that needs their data now, but thir main frame went, network goes down for whatever reason, earthquake, you name it---"Data Guy" is under un-believable pressure to get all systems up and running. Corporations can spend up to 200-500k and more for these "Data Recovery" systems...that's Data guys past life...new life, goes to work for ZeroDown Software Co.- they have patented software that i...

...life time comes every week – how to spot them? 5 – the lost art of questioning - What do a salesman, a shrink and a lawyer all have in common I need one or two one-liners for each picture/illustration (pictures are being bid out as well) to go with the above subjects. The picture will illustrate the point on the table of contents and the punch line will make the readers laugh. Think Dilbert as an example of style. I would like to copyright what you produce so the jokes need to be unique. I would appreciate both examples of your prior work and examples of jokes on above subjects so I can figure if there is a fit. Also idea on price and timeframes. I have other jobs coming up that have similar requirements. Kind regards Lilia ...

...and the comedy writer (hiring right now too) will write the punch lines for each picture. The combo will make the readers laugh. Examples of the jokes you can see here for now, although I am hiring a cartoon comedy writer to write custom jokes for the cartoon illustrations you will draw When thinking of the cartoon illustrations think about Dilbert with a main character being a woman (maybe a caricature of myself). I prefer just black and white illustrations so it is not too expensive ot print and can easily be visible on kindle. Black and white outline, as if drawn with a pencil. Would you like to give me a few examples for the above? Kind regards Lilia ...

We need to release a dilbert style comic strips

Illustrate 3 panel cartoons. We give you the characters and the copy and you draw up 4 funny characters that will rotate through the strip. Something similar to dilbert.

I am wanting to create a cartoon based on a dysfunctional IT company. Job requires being able to draw characters of multiple ethnic backgrounds. 1. Will need to draw initial profiles of 8 characters (personality information will be given at project start) 2. 2 3-frame cartoon drawings. 3. 1 - 8 frame cartoon...dysfunctional IT company. Job requires being able to draw characters of multiple ethnic backgrounds. 1. Will need to draw initial profiles of 8 characters (personality information will be given at project start) 2. 2 3-frame cartoon drawings. 3. 1 - 8 frame cartoon drawing. You must attach examples of CARTOON work to be selected for this project Similiar to Dilbert ...

Hi, here is an interesting project for you if you are a born out comedian with some creativity and interest in sales or you follow the latest funny trends of stand-up comedians, YouTube abridged series, Dilbert series,BigBangTheory or Friends popular Tv series and generally you are familiar with funny cultural differences between people in general. As a part of our school project we are to make a few comedy scenes for other students. What we need are funny dialogues/situations that will make other people laugh. Here is what we came up with: Imagine that you are a freshman joining a big telemarketing company. Due to economic crisis you got the job that you hate and it’s not very well paid yet you got to pay your bills and sell that company products no matter what....

Hi, here is an interesting project for you if you are a born out comedian with some creativity and interest in sales or you follow the latest funny trends of stand-up comedians, YouTube abridged series, Dilbert series,BigBangTheory or Friends popular Tv series and generally you are familiar with funny cultural differences between people in general. As a part of our school project we are to make a few comedy scenes for other students. What we need are funny dialogues/situations that will make other people laugh. Here is what we came up with: Imagine that you are a freshman joining a big telemarketing company. Due to economic crisis you got the job that you hate and it’s not very well paid yet you got to pay your bills and sell that company products no matter what....

Need Information Scraped from Website, pm for more information. Looking for Fastest & most Cost Effective Available. Wanted: 1.) Best Person 2.) Best Pricing 3.) Quickest Time to return Results of Traffic Depending on the Quality ...2.) Best Pricing 3.) Quickest Time to return Results of Traffic Depending on the Quality of the work will decide on future projects being sent to you, as an ongoing basis. Please tell me *Why* you are the best person for this job? Showing me that you have done something similar is a Plus! Requirements: Scrape information Efficiently and returned to an Excel file. Please include "Dilbert Rules” at the top of your cover letter. so we know you actually read this short description. Thank you kindly for your inter...

Hi ysfworks, We are looking for a 14, 4 frame strips. Story line will be provided but will need line art illustrations. Style is similar to the Dilbert comic strip. Art will be black and white. Prefer to have vector ai files but not mandatory since we like your style! From your portfolio it looks like you can do exactly what we are looking for!

Hi ysfworks, We are looking for a 14, 4 frame strips. Story line will be provided but will need line art illustrations. Style is similar to the Dilbert comic strip. Art will be black and white. Prefer to have vector ai files but not mandatory since we like your style! From your portfolio it looks like you can do exactly what we are looking for!

14, 4 frame strips. Story line will be provided but will need line art illustrations. Style is similar to the Dilbert comic strip. Art will be black and white. Prefer to have vector ai files but not mandatory if we like your style! Please send a link to your profile.

I am writing a management book (it is off being editied before going to print). The book has 13 Characters that you find in a business. Their names are not self explanatory, such as a Messer. I want a comic strip (three blocks max) for each character, helping to expla...The book has 13 Characters that you find in a business. Their names are not self explanatory, such as a Messer. I want a comic strip (three blocks max) for each character, helping to explain in a whitty way who the Character is...for example, a Character is Ostrich who hids from action, so a person wearing a bucket on their head or head in the sand would be good. In my minds-eye, I think Dilbert is a good example. I do not want cartoon characters, I would like something like the comic strip creator website c...

Looking for someone to help animate a Show that I would to show off on Youtube and to help networks get interested in the show. I have no skills in Flash nor do I have classes in college or time to learn animation. I have an outline, and a rough draft of the plot. I hope we can work out a deal on...animate a Show that I would to show off on Youtube and to help networks get interested in the show. I have no skills in Flash nor do I have classes in college or time to learn animation. I have an outline, and a rough draft of the plot. I hope we can work out a deal on the project. Nevertheless, I would like to see a demo of your work to see what progress you have made. I'm looking to animate a Dilbert style cartoon. I have templates for characters. Thank you for taking your time rea...

Need Information Scraped from Website, pm for more information. Looking for Fastest & most Cost Effective Available. Wanted: 1.) Best Person 2.) Best Pricing 3.) Quickest Time to return Results of Traffic Depending on the Quality ...2.) Best Pricing 3.) Quickest Time to return Results of Traffic Depending on the Quality of the work will decide on future projects being sent to you, as an ongoing basis. Please tell me *Why* you are the best person for this job? Showing me that you have done something similar is a Plus! Requirements: Scrape information Efficiently and returned to an Excel file. Please include "Dilbert Rules” at the top of your cover letter. so we know you actually read this short description. Thank you kindly for your inter...

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I'm looking for a character for 8 profiles, below - one animal per profile. The audience is professional adults - managers. I would like a Dilbert style. Funny. Businessy. IF YOU WANT TO BID, please create a draft of one of the animals and submit with your bid. fox - logical, factual, careful, practical. ignores emotions. practical. order, clarity, and the “right answer”. overanalyzing. find change quite difficult (Scientist) dolphin - connect with others emotionally, spark change, and focus on the future. big picture, human implications, but may ignore risks. skips the practicalities. (visionary). monkey. strong logic – overlook emotions. sees potential. innovative. jump into action without enough consideration. likes to create ...

I have a new online counter-piracy platform that rewards people for buying songs and sharing the links. I need 5 drawings to explain ...people for buying songs and sharing the links. I need 5 drawings to explain to visitors how Tell My Friends work. These 5 drawings will be displayed with JQuery slides on a webpage, and visitor will click on < and > to advance or go back to each step. I can't draw for nuts, but I've sketched out the concept in the files attached. I'm going for a clean and personalized, hand-sketched style, like a DIlbert comic strip or Peanuts comic strip kind of illustration, and not the vector graphics type of style. You can visit to see my beta test page and explainer video....sign up for a free account and try using it and ask me if you ha...

...tradiciones, habilidades, de los vendedores o fuerza de ventas de una empresa. Para ilustrar los mismos, necesito crear un personaje (vendedor) que será el protagonista de los afiches. Para crear al personaje principal he redactado algunas premisas o características, las cuales estoy adjuntando en anexo en word. El estilo de dibujo depende de cada ilustrador. Pero me gusta el estilo simplista de DILBERT. Aunque reitero, se aceptan otros estilos. Resumiendo: Primero, crear el personaje. Elegiré el que mejor simbolice el emprendimiento a realizar. Luego, habrá que ilustrar los afiches, en su integridad. Proyecto que ingresaré como "otro trabajo aparte, no este". Muchas gracias....

...com/t/khQkofJi We want someone who is EXPERIENCED with the creation of a Windows sidebar gadget. Please only bid if you already experienced with the creation of a windows (also vista) gadget. Basically (but with several changes) we want a clone of the the Dilbert Gadget.. see However this is shown for reference only and possibly you can adapt the code. Our gadget will have completely different images(furnished by us), it WILL NOT show dilbert comics, instead it will display OUR RSS feed. The flyout will only show pictures IF there is one present, but it WILL show more information form post. Here is the overall concept. We will make daily posts throughout the day. The Headline/Title of the

...com/t/khQkofJi> We want someone who is EXPERIENCED with the creation of a Windows sidebar gadget. Please only bid if you already experienced with the creation of a windows (also vista) gadget. Basically (but with several changes) we want a clone of the the Dilbert Gadget.. see <> However this is shown for reference only and possibly you can adapt the code. Our gadget will have completely different images(furnished by us), it WILL NOT show dilbert comics, instead it will display OUR RSS feed. The flyout will only show pictures IF there is one present, but it WILL show more information form post. Here is the overall concept. We will make daily posts throughout the day. The Headline/Title

...to the preliminary storyboard attached. • Full recorded video description of diagrams will be provided before production starts. • Personality of each character will be explained in the above. • (refer to Freelancer project “ Custom Designed Character and Mascot”- # 979422 for details on the character called ED ) • As an example of character animation quality required. (Something like a Dilbert character) **please note these are not the actual characters or the background. See; or • As an example of the line drawing animations and background quality required, see; or

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'' & '' has archive of various comics of last 7-8 year. Project: - Create folder name after each comic title. Example: Garfield, Dilbert etc. - Download all comic strips & save it in their respective folder - Archive and send it back to us

I need someone to upload a cartoon to 2 Facebook fanpages daily. The Facebook fanpages are called: - Daily Dilbert - Daily Garfield What you need to do: 1) Every day, go to and 2) Download the new cartoon to your computer 3) Go to the Facebook fanpage, of which you will be made admin 4) upload the cartoon This will make the cartoon get published to all the fans. If you are interested in this project, please quote your price PER MONTH of doing this. Attention: you need a Facebook account to do this + you will need to be online at the time the new comic gets published (so you can upload it as soon as possible)

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