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Seeking a credible project management professional or academic to help in writing a project finance management course. This first phase would be a subject outline listing learning outcomes, assessment titles, weekly topics and learning resources.

Need a Wordpress site setup with woo commerce. I have a theme zip from theme forest I just need it uploaded and the titles, names, contact info and prices changed. Need this done ASAP Please bid with how long this will take, how much you will charge and your favorite book.

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Need a writer with good writing skills. 800 words minimum. Your thoughts count. Topics mostly about anything going on- lifestyle, entertainment, beauty, fashion, etc. ( It's a plus for you if you have strong views about social justice issues faced by minorities, indigenous people, issues on racism, African people, 99% versus 1% percent, etc. Write and post 3 times a week. Work is predictable...

PLEASE READ THE TEXT FIRST. I BELIEVE IT CONTAINS ALL YOU NEED TO PLACE A BID, FEEL FREE TO ASK IF NOT. I DO NOT ACCEPT PRICE INCREASE AFTER AWARDING A PROJECT. I need a translation of texts for a mobile app and web. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please. The mobile app and website is a shopping list app. Attachi...

PLEASE READ THE TEXT FIRST. I BELIEVE IT CONTAINS ALL YOU NEED TO PLACE A BID, FEEL FREE TO ASK IF NOT. I DO NOT ACCEPT PRICE INCREASE AFTER AWARDING A PROJECT. I need a translation of texts for a mobile app and web. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please. The mobile app and website is a shopping list app. Attachi...

PLEASE READ THE TEXT FIRST. I BELIEVE IT CONTAINS ALL YOU NEED TO PLACE A BID, FEEL FREE TO ASK IF NOT. I DO NOT ACCEPT PRICE INCREASE AFTER AWARDING A PROJECT. I need a translation of texts for a mobile app and web. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please. The mobile app and website is a shopping list app. Attachi...

Hi Soheil B., 7 Health related Blog Post Articles, 500 words each, for a first milestone of $25. Articles written in the style and lexicon of American English using captivating titles and mindful of keywords. After the first milestone we will discuss if this project will work well for both of us. If so, 25 articles per week will be discussed.

We need to obtain the email addresses, titles and names of professors and other instructors from about 20 major research universities. We have some urls and are open to others of sites that may be easier. Overall we need more than 60 but we would first like to work with someone for about this number so bid on an initial assignment of 20.. Research universities tend to be large and have 1,000 to...

Dear designer, I am looking for someone who helps me to make an unique design for use on Father's Day. I intend to make it in a bundle of products as a gift for my father, on shirt and greeting card. I do not have any idea right now, it is open for everyone, but it must be unique and funny. My father is a man who has a good sense of humor. I do not want to see any copy from the internet. It ...

Graphics for Instagram One Profile Picture (NontradFam below) Jpeg styled 3 x Font design titles for Instagram 1. One like the Banner image but styled and sized but for insta 2. Take part in the survey today 3. Help make Non Traditional Family Visible

We are looking for experienced word press experts to build a website for the membership club within the strict time-bound of 15 days from the date of award the project. Following are requirements: 1. Landing page which includes • full-width image • CMS content • sign-in with social media accounts such as Facebook/ google • login with social media accounts Facebook/ google ...

STUDYDIYPH is a startup page created to help those who want to go abroad and process their student visa in their own terms. Home Page Optimization Builder set up Robots. TXT. XML. Sitemap, WWW Redirects Google Analytics Google Search Console SEO Plugins (Yoast, All-in-one SEO, Etc - depending on the builder) Image Optimization Plugins (WP Smush, reSmush it) Clean Pages (Remove/Delete in...

Needs to hire 5 Freelancers We will provide: Target Industry, required titles & the country we need leads from. You will provide: Business name, business website, business address, BUSINESS LinkedIn, contact name, contact title, contact LinkedIn & VALID email. Looking for a detail oriented, efficient and data mining specialist. Those who have LinkedIn premium account or LinkedIn sales na...

Download mobile game to android. Play for about 30 minutes. Make screenshots while playing. Provide 20 ones then to me. Give me feedback for the app. Then write 20 advertisement texts in German. Every ad consists of title and subtitle ( Title is limites by 30 characters, subtitiles is limites by 90 characters) I'm looking for someone from German spoken country

Download mobile game to android. Play for about 30 minutes. Make screenshots while playing. Provide 20 ones then to me. Give me feedback for the app. Then write 20 advertisement texts in Spanish. Every ad consists of title and subtitle ( Title is limites by 30 characters, subtitiles is limites by 90 characters) I'm looking for someone from Spanish spoken country

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I need a translation of texts for a mobile app. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please.

The Articles Titles and keywords will be told in chat As per original job specs they need to be: • Uniquely written for specific keywords and topics that we will provide (see below) • Some may require background research. • These articles should be 1000 words or more • All articles must be completely unique. NOTE: this means unique from each other (the 5 articles) and from...

Have a website that has inspired me with its design. I would like to front page of it fully replicated (I will later change the logo's/titles/etc). To be clear: - Javascript functions such as top menu animation, search function, etc are NOT needed. Just the outer visual design - DO NOT just save the website using ctrl+s in browser and send it to me. It needs to be created from scratch so tha...

1. Second banner Slide text - Take a survey to find out what is best for you. 2. Banners change too fast, slow them down to 11 sec. 3. Add "Blog" to the navbar at the end. 4. Blog structure the same as for future forhims. 5. Most viewed should be about blog articles. Here we just right the titles of the articles that have a better chance to convert them to best [login to view URL] in ...

We are a gaming company looking to revamp our site. the time frame is 10 days. Here is a list of the must haves: - Total of 4-6 pages PLUS 4 landing pages - About, Game Truck, Laser Tag, Bumper Balls, Water Wars, Contact, FAQ/Blog/Testimonial - Contact Form that emails us, AND stores the information in the event emails don't come thru - a NEW/UNIQUE theme with a wordpress backend - S...

Compare word choices and/or discourse patterns in your chosen 2 corpora in order to explain how these 2 corpora represent distinct perspectives on the COVID-19 pandemic. Make sure to provide sufficient explanation of the corpus analysis methods used (such as measures chosen for collocation or keyness analysis). • Make sure to cite academic literature where relevant to inform your analysis and...

Atulit Children's Hospital in Ahmedabad is an India-based upcoming new hospital. Need logo Icon, Logo, and Logo with "Children's Hospital" written as a text below the logo. The hospital is for kids, so please use kid-friendly and likable colors. Also, need kids faces/mascot in the brand logo "ATULIT" Please see the attached document for the requirements and scope of...

ColourDrive is hiring a good SEO content writer for both Hindi and English The main duties will be for SEO content writer position include: Writing search engine optimized copy Optimizing current copy on a colourdrive website (page titles, Meta descriptions, h1s, alts, anchor text, etc.) Blog writing and posting Backlinking Keyword research Rank analysis Content marke...

We are looking for something that would be funny in regards to firming ie. Little kids pocket inside out with no money or may be shoveling a pile of money into the front of a combine or other piece of machinery Target market : Agriculture , Friend's , sales , peers Logo Text : POOR BOY PRODUCERS LTD logo style EMBLEM LOGO/ PICTORIAL LOGO/ CHARACTER LOGO FONT STYLE : Serif Should not have...

Need video editing, background music, and a few titles for a 2-4 minute video of a property - footage already supplyed

The Articles Titles and keywords will be told in chat As per original job specs they need to be: • Uniquely written for specific keywords and topics that we will provide (see below) • Some may require background research. • These articles should be 1000 words or more • All articles must be completely unique. NOTE: this means unique from each other (the 5 articles) and from an...

We’re looking for a long-term scriptwriter to write scripts on topics related to film/movies/TV series for YouTube videos. ROLE Scriptwriting: We’d like at least 2 - 3 scripts written per week. Each script must be at least 1,600 words long. NOTE: If you submit a script of less than 1,600 words, then you will be asked to revisit and add to the script without sacrificing quality. The...

I have chinese video having chinese sub titles(no srt). client has also provided timing file for this. Final output needed is translated English SRT file

We are looking for whiteboard video. i have the script, this script need to be edited( for proper english) we will need someone to do whiteboard video, and find voice over which have to be in proper english( no funny accents here) the total estimated time of this video should be around 2 minutes. another animation can be considered. but have to be fit as business presentation for those reasons we...

I have chinese video having chinese sub titles(no srt). client has also provided timing file for this. Final output needed is translated English SRT file

Refer to the following webpage, it is my current bike rental home page (yes, only one page) [login to view URL] I am currently use a free template working just fine, I would like your help to redesign for a better looking website. I have purchased a new domain to transfer to. Here it is the requirements: - based on WordPress - easy for me to login and edit content in the future - color preference...

Hi! Thank you for checking out my job posting. Looking for as close as indistinguishable to this style as possible. The below stories greatly differentiate themselves and stand out from others in the genre... [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] (minus the step element) Genre... - Older man and younger woman (Approximately a 20 year...

Can you write a funny, creative resume? Please, see attachments... Themes will vary.... One theme absolutely needed right now -- Psychology! Strength-based Practice, Emotional-intelligence, Hofstede, Resilience, Visioning, Mindfulness.....

Hello, if you are a creative writer who can research a theme and incorporate it into a CAR resume format, then you are who I have been looking to hire.... for one example, think of themes such as emotional intelligence, strength based practice, resilience, outsight, synergy, visioning transference, counter-transference, etc - an HR person would love you for speaking their 'language' a...

PLEASE READ THE TEXT FIRST. I BELIEVE IT CONTAINS ALL YOU NEED TO PLACE A BID, FEEL FREE TO ASK IF NOT. I DO NOT ACCEPT PRICE INCREASE AFTER AWARDING A PROJECT. I need a translation of texts for a mobile app and web. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please. The mobile app and website is a shopping list app. Attachi...

This project involves a modification to the existing room booking software, using the MRBS room booking system. This system runs on PHP / MySQL - your modification will be as future proof as possible and use the latest code and coding techniques. Details of Modification You will be required to add in an additional section for meeting rooms. At present this is about 20 rooms, but could be more, ...

I have 100 products that I would like listing on eBay and Amazon. You will need to: - Create keyword rich content for each listing - Create 4 image of each product using [login to view URL] - Create converting titles for the products This must be done to a high standard, and you must provide evidence of previous work.

The text should read "A BUN DANCE" The image should be of a bun (bread roll or cinnamon roll) dancing. It is to be a funny graphic tee, playing on the word ABUNDANCE, so there should be money incorporated somehow. Maybe the bun has a lambo and a mansion... maybe the bun has a fistful of money... whatever creative idea you have to make this dancing bun look abundant! Preference will b...

Hi Saidul, I got your details from Orlee Shraga. I'd like a quote for a project please. I need someone to go through Kosher Traveler's website categories ( like this one: [login to view URL]) and copy over the written text for each product ( ie. [login to view URL]) onto a google word document. The document will need to be organized so the titles of the information is uniform and clear....

I have several homemade videos of my son that I would like edited with animation, after effects, graphic design & background music that will be upload on a youtube channel (the channel is yet to be created). The primary target audience would be children so expect editings to be friendly, funny and appealing to the child. Keen to provide access to the original videos, most of which are already...

We got a funny WhatsApp audio message from our landlord who is also our next door neighbor. We want to create a song with his voice in it to be played in full blast and dance to it :) It needs a quick turnaround time and as it's only a prank, we don't have a big budget for it, should be a fun project though.

Seo settings need to be created for site, pages, and homepage etc. The information that will need to be optimized are the page titles, keywords and descriptions.

I think the titles tells it all. I want someone who knows about the stock market and digs trending stories and tell and engaging story for market enthusiasts in 700 words or so. I'll pay $25 to $35 per piece. But looking for hooks and engaging 8 minutes.

I would like for the writer to be creative funny and suspenseful. Not to mention be as original as possible, the art of originality is key.

I need a translation of texts for a mobile app and web. There are mostly short sentences or just titles, labels etc. rather than a long continuous text. Count with this please. The mobile app and website is a shopping list app. Attaching a ZIP that includes all the materials I need to translate, it contains: * App [login to view URL] - there are 8 sheets, each contains Text column that contains...

Hi there! For a comedic video we are making we're looking for animations of GODZILLA (or another large monster) having diarrhea, and basically pooping everywhere, in any location, a burning city, the bottom of the ocean, anything! ***PLEASE NOTE*** My friend posted this before on Freelancer, but he was having technical issues so I stepped in to help him, and created this account. We're...