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    Hi I am after a Server expert with a good...show a concept screen shot and show a detailed work plan before job is commissioned. Test Server Operation. Can start Immediately. Must be able to work with anyone and have a humorous attitude. Must be available during" Southern Hemisphere hours-8.00am to 21.00 hours GMT" PHP is a must. Thanks and good luck

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    I need a book cover designing. The book is a humorous account of my fight with cancer. I'd like the cover to be a cartoon tumour being fought off by myself. Other ideas are welcome too.

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    ...language manipulation/parody in relation to famous expressions, phrases, and pop culture entities, in the pursuit of starting an original T-shirt brand. These ideas are primarily humorous, (although not necessarily), and seek to offer fresh and alternative perspectives on the spate of T-shirt concepts presently available in the marketplace. This endeavor is

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    ...highly comfortable with representing the face and body of a bodybuilder; and able to emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. . This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the

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    Looking for artwork for a beer label. I am wanting the artwork to feature Santa. Plea...rough idea. I want the Santa featured on the label to be comic book/ anime inspired or style. The santa figure is to be more adult style than usual ie a bit more cryptic or humorous or action style. So basically free reign to produce artwork of a more adult Santa.

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    I need to create a humorous image that I can print the size of a poster. I need to do a graphic that closely resembles a picture of a person. This person will be on a mountain bike riding through the mountains wearing a red and black checker sleeveless shirt with a collar. The person will have extra long arm pit hair blowing from his arm behind him

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    ...language manipulation/parody in relation to famous expressions, phrases, and pop culture entities, in the pursuit of starting an original T-shirt brand. These ideas are primarily humorous, (although not necessarily), and seek to offer fresh and alternative perspectives on the spate of T-shirt concepts presently available in the marketplace. This endeavor is

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    ...addictive because of the following powerful and marvelous features of the Livechat Video. With this App, you can have videochat will millions of people and have live talk with humorous people from different countries and make friends. * Highlight of the Features * 1. Random Video Chat with Strangers - It will random match people from all over the world

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    Starting a business and need a logo for business  named Kat Quilting. does not have to be realistic, can be humorous. open to ideas.

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    ... The content should be written only in English. The content should use proper capitalization. The content should be a single sentence. Other Notes - We're looking for humorous content that would appeal to a large, diverse group from ages 17-35. Adult themes, vulgarity, and explicit language are okay but are not the only things we're looking for

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    This illustration is for a parody book about famous historical characters. Please depict John Landis Mas...Mason holding a Mason Jar filled about 1/4 with something that looks like little clumps of dirt.. It would be great if you could give it personality and keep it light-hearted/humorous. I have attached photos of John Landis Mason and a Mason Jar.

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    ...also dread for their own safety and future of their realms. One has a low and solemn, almost whispering voice full of wisdom. One has a slightly higher pitched voice that is humorous but has a slight edginess. One has a low and soft voice that is full of joy and tenderness. They all have voices in the ranging of deep, gravelly, elderly and wizened. They

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    Startup meat processing business. (Dried beef etc.) Want a unique humorous catchy design that incorporates Africa / South Africa.

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    If you can pull off humorous writing that connects with the readers, this one's for you. Check out the blog before bidding: [login to view URL] Get an idea of what kind of content is required. 3 articles/day at minimal. Bid ONLY If you're willing to work for low rates at first. You'll be paid $5 for 3 articles. As the work progresses, payment

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    I'm looking for someone who can proofread the words (content) of a website and either Edit or Suggest changes. There are < 10 website pages. Each page has < 500 words....- Small Business who needs a Website or Software developed for their website. - English. - Does not have to be "stiff" personality - can be fun, possibly a little quirky / humorous.

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    ...clip art look. They should include basic colors and should avoid continuous tones you might expect to see in a tight illustration. The images of the dog and cat should be humorous and/or emotional e.g. the dog or cat is lost and is asking for help to be returned to its owner. Please take a look at the attached for ideas. The budget for this project

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    ...available to me to add product. The categories are: (30 Total) UNCATEGORIZED, ANGELS , ATTITUDE , CHRISTMAS , EASTER , EVERY DAY STENCILS , FISHING-HUNTING , HALLOWEEN , HUMOROUS , INDUSTRIAL, KITCHEN , LOVE - VALENTINES , SEASONAL , SHAPES & ACCENTS , SPORTS , CUSTOM STENCILS , SURFACES & PLAQUES , STENCILS MISC. , MAMMALS, BIRDS & FISHES , RELIGION

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    This illustration is ... Please depict Benjamin Franklin *WEARING BI-FOCALS* rolling a cigarette *WITHOUT A FILTER*. It would be great if you could give it personality and keep it light-hearted/humorous. I've attached samples of line art styles that I like as well as a painting of Benjamin Franklin for anyone who might not know what he looks like.

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    I have a small technology site I need original copy for. here will be total 6 pages of content and it needs to be original...have a small technology site I need original copy for. here will be total 6 pages of content and it needs to be original in nature. The tone needs to be professional yet humorous to reflect my personality as the Business owner.

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    ...highly comfortable with representing the face and body of a bodybuilder; and able to emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the

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    ... The project shall include the following parts as milestones: 1) Create line drawn basic character(s) Main figure: Unique female line drawn character (likeable figure: humorous, open, individual and human). Possibly additional similar 'secondary' figures (e.g. male or family) where useful to convey the intended message of the illustration. -> Shall

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    -Looking for someone with a fun and funky edge to help bring to life the second of many Ecommerce sites to come. -Open to many ideas, themes, and humorous undertones. -A logo is very important to bringing this vision or any to life, and is wanted as a sort of character, or mascot for the site image. -There is one site that is traditional and successfully

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    My family would like to create a family crest, that is sort of humorous and grandiose. We would like it to be a loon in a position sort of like the US eagle, [login to view URL], with wine (Bottle or glass) in one talon and a frisbee in the other. We would also like an image of the earth in the center in some

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    It's my Dad's 70th birthday party in 7 days and I'm totally swamped at work and embarrassingly, strugg...attached a document with some details - Dads' history, attributes, likes, dislikes etc. I hope this is enough? I'm looking for a heartfelt, but lighthearted and a little bit humorous speech. Nothing too serious, but sincere where it needs to be.

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    ...Hunch - The Case of ..............." I have written nine stories in all. There are other backyard pets and animals which feature in the stories. The stories are intentionally humorous, but convey a message. I need a cover illustration for the first book, "The Adventures of Harriet and Hunch - The Case of the Missing Raindrops". I have tried to find an

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    ...There are about 5 scenes like a restaurant, movie theatre etc. I need a couple distinct characters and male/female voiceovers. This is the imagery and style I am looking for (humorous/ semi political) [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Budget is a concern of mine, however, I'm not one to sacrifice quality to save a few bucks. Please

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    ...news stories and makes a conservative person laugh - or at least say, "Hell, Yes!". We need a few writers who can handle the content for this newsletter. Right leaning, humorous and sarcastic are a few adjectives that come to mind when describing the writers we seek. When responding, please offer answers to the following questions: 1) Do you ever

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    Releasing a 12 inch EP vinyl record. The featured track is called "She's studying Evil," which is a literal interpreta...literal interpretation of a blues era expression about misbehaving. I would like an image of a cute young girl with an interest in Gothic or occult subjects. The song has a humorous lyric, and I would like the image to reflect that

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    ...Company that roasts and packages its brand of coffee named "Rough Rider Coffee." We want to launch a web based marketing campaign that targets our customers with fun and humorous pictures from history that have our coffee bags, mugs, logo, and a fun phrase photoshopped on to a photo . We have approximately 50 pictures we would like this done to -

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    ...cartoons to illustrate just a few of the humorous anecdotes/situations which make up most of the book. Around a dozen cartoons needed; black on white (page size of book will be B5 but expect the cartoons to be able to be reduced and inserted in text as appropriate); simple, straight-forward cartoons, not 'busy' ones needed. Pay per cartoon (or possible arrangeme...

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    ...cartoon-ish and I'm looking for a more realistic style with beauty. Each chapter is about a different kind of animal my daughter adopted when her three boys were young. It is humorous and serious, and non-fiction. I'm anxious to get this part of the book completed with a 1/2 page picture introducing each chapter and one (or more) full page. There are

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    ...highly comfortable with representing the face and body of a bodybuilder; and able to emphasize certain muscles or features that make them famous. This will be used for a humorous children’s book (for 4 to 9 year old children), that kids will enjoy because of the funny drawings / cartoons and colors used; and parents will enjoy because they know the

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    I need you to design t shirt designs. The topic are engineering based. Mechanical, Computer science, civil, chemical. The design should be humorous and sarcastic. There must me humour and pun in it.

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    Looking to create a one page cartoon with various "scenes", suitable for framing, that captures various humorous moments from our two dogs' lifes. I can provide pictures of our dogs (West Highland White Terrier and a Scottish Terrier) so that there is some resemblance to them, but the main thing is to capture the fun elements of the various scenarios

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    I nee...some more cleaning contracts to deliver by hand to potential prospects and letterboxes for our commercial cleaning company. Want something different and edgy, can be a bit humorous but not offensive. Company name is Jcor Commercial Cleaning and must have our logo,email, website and mobile number included. I have included our logo as reference.

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    Logo needed for my T-Shirt company I am starting. We are going for Political,Nerdy,Sometimes Humorous clothing. Website: [login to view URL]

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    I am looking for a illustrator or animation graphic artist who could draw colorful humorous characters that attract reader's attention.

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    ...there from health care professionals with many of them asking that it be illustrated in book form. While it may be a niche market, I believe there is a market for a somewhat humorous educational piece on a very serious topic. I am looking for an illustrator in order to put this into a book format. The illustrations should be somewhat reminiscent of Dr

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    ...chick with a mortarboard since they have rejected that idea. We want the final logo to reflect the stability of the foundation and industry it serves. We don’t need anything humorous or whimsical. It needs to be different from the Association’s logo....

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    I will send you a manuscript of 33K words for you to give a quote for editing and proofreading. I am a lawyer in practice in Australia and in my spare time write humorous but informative books about law which can be applied in any commonwealth country. I am from the UK originally.

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    We are looking for talented writers to produce engaging Marathi articles for an online publication. Articles must be well-researched and verifiable and should cover modern, contemporary topics in various fields. We are especially interested in the categories listed below but are open to other topics as well. 1. Informational: Provide meaningful

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    ...well, I'm all ears (or eyes). I love suggestions. But it's not necessary for completing this job successfully. And all of these bits of dialogue are either romantic, cute, humorous, or meaningful. It's realistic relationship stuff. It is not scientific dialogue about a man orbiting space or going to war in a fantasy word made up of dragons and beasts

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    * We are the Leading Name...ghostwriter who can write 3-4 blogs for us every month. * Topics will be provided by us, and they will be wedding related. * We are looking for someone that can keep our current humorous tone (please read a few of our blogs before submitting a sample [login to view URL]) * Please send samples to careers@[login to view URL]

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    I am looking for someone to assist me with editing 5 videos that have a total length of 35 min (7 min or less each). The videos need to be edited so that it is humorous and looks similar to this video. [login to view URL] Do not provide price for 1 video! Provide price for entire project! If your work is good I will also hire you for other

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    I am looking for someone to assist me with editing 5 videos that have a total length of 35 min (7 min or less each). The videos need to be edited so that it is humorous and looks similar to this video. [login to view URL] Do not provide price for 1 video! Provide price for entire project! If your work is good I will also hire you for other

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    ...experiences and any problems they faced while staying or after leaving so that these do get flagged to the tenant community and impact their decision making. Need an innovative, humorous(light in mood) and catchy video ad for this website. Attached the logo of the site, feel free to use it. Note- The website is now live. I would be happy to get something

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    ...AND BACK COVER NEEDED For the title, please make "I Swallow" larger than everything else as this is a book all about wine but is supposed to be funny. Definitely want wine on the cover - my thoughts for the front is to have a drawn picture of a woman chugging a bottle of wine or something along those lines. Like I said this is humorous, but definitely

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    ...Slogan and an About Us Statement for [login to view URL] SLOGAN: our site specialiazes in connecting restaurants with local offices for catering. we know that a creative and humorous slogan would be very beneficial to our success. site note: the site is called YUMCATER.COM. let your creative juices flow ;) About Us Statement: Launched 2018 Who we

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    ...for a strong long-term relationship and a dedicated writer for our website. Long-term would mean, writing 8-10 articles per month, maybe more. Before going ahead with the long-term work, I would like to award a small project of 3 articles. This project will help me take a decision for the long-term collaboration. Freelancer skills: 1. You should have

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