Filter

My recent searches
Filter by:
Budget
to
to
to
Skills
Languages
    Job State
    3,010 stupid jobs found, pricing in AUD
    OPP Code review 6 days left
    VERIFIED

    Hi Freelancers, I have an oop project which I...do's and don'ts in my answer via Skype. This should not take more than 20 mins of time for someone you have more than 1-2 years of c# experience. Please don't bid and give me stupid answers or reasons. The total budget for the project is $15.00 First milestone $10.00 Second milestone $5.00 Kind Regards

    $19 (Avg Bid)
    $19 Avg Bid
    12 bids

    ...menu of wp to be on my blogger theme wp: [login to view URL] blogger: [login to view URL] Please don't bid if your charge is more than 18 USD. Thanks. Stupid time wasters and idiots just stay 400KM away. Mention 'AT' in start of your proposal description so I will know you have read description. Mentioning again that my site is

    $14 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $14 / hr Avg Bid
    22 bids

    ...provide your past job examples, your offer will be declined. - Please dont ask for prepayments or milestones, i will not do it. I will pay only as i see links. - Dont ask stupid questions "what is crowd marketing" and "how to do it", you will be rejected immediately. - Before placing links, you have to provide me list of websites to check by me to

    $30 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $30 / hr Avg Bid
    17 bids

    Yeah, it's been a week or more since you bid on that stupid Indian guys project for a XXX webcam model. Really hate to approach you like this but? Any interest in such work?

    $14 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $14 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Hello there i need someone who can help me to get php stalker billing panel so i can create master dealer re...someone who already have readymade package so i can buy from them and would be able to make changes according to it. billing panel like startv goldtv etc.i dont need whcms stupid panel which whcmsmasters sell i need real php with source code.

    $666 (Avg Bid)
    $666 Avg Bid
    9 bids

    ...spy business im looking for a professional hacker for partnership that can make you easily 10,000 to 50,000 thousands dollar for a months this is not a scam or some other stupid offer its a real offer that will make you rich as you wish, i can guarantee that because the site rules i cant write more details on this message so if you are a professional

    $27346 - $68365
    $27346 - $68365
    0 bids

    MY LAST JOB WA...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

    $85 (Avg Bid)
    $85 Avg Bid
    58 bids

    SEO required f...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony

    $75 (Avg Bid)
    $75 Avg Bid
    70 bids

    ...to be able to take a percentage of the transactions. P.S. don't try to make it sound more complicated then it is, I have basically already built it on WordPress so I'm not stupid, I know this is going to be easy and my budget is firm. Stay under my budget and you can get the job. I have already been working on this for months I just dont have time to

    $3153 (Avg Bid)
    $3153 Avg Bid
    51 bids

    we need to make. some effective catchynads that sell out product and convert not just get website clicks etc. need so...someone to come up with a bloody brilliant as campaign that will focus on the product and make the cost of it irrelevant. if apply type FBADAUG so your not just sending a stupid automatic reply which will. be ignored instantly

    $7 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $7 / hr Avg Bid
    21 bids

    Hi Codezuke I. ,I need some magento fixes for a stupid client

    $629 (Avg Bid)
    $629 Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Hi, I want four characters for my comic two boys and two girls. First character of boy should look little dumb, confused, asks stupid questions, second character of boy should be normal, cool guy first character of girl should look smart who has each and every answer(sarcastic ways) and second character of girl should be normal and smart with spectacles

    $46 (Avg Bid)
    $46 Avg Bid
    20 bids

    ...our business to 30 projects a year. Qualifications: Proficient in Revit, communicate well in English, can work in inches and feet rather than metric (I know our system is stupid), is willing and able to learn our interoffice system and style for construction documents, has stable and fast internet connection for good communication and file transfers

    $685 (Avg Bid)
    $685 Avg Bid
    51 bids

    i created a cv. I cant delete the last page of word/blank page. I need you to delete the last page, so that I can export it into a PDF and get a job. Document is attached. FInal Product has to have same format. Thank you.

    $26 (Avg Bid)
    Urgent
    $26 Avg Bid
    36 bids

    Hello, So basically, i'm able to compile my python script no problem, using pyinstaller. The issue i'm having, when I run the exe, it's unable to find th...have them floating around in the directory (trying to hide the source if possible). Any help is appreciated, my budget is pretty slim because it's probably just something stupid I'm messing up.

    $29 (Avg Bid)
    $29 Avg Bid
    9 bids

    I will try to post it here :) I feel so stupid because I posted again a project like a contest..

    $68 (Avg Bid)
    $68 Avg Bid
    1 bids

    I am in need of business details of Gyms in Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name...Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name and Email - These need to be SCRUBBED Emails, I can't have them all being invalid or dead. Thanks - Do not give a stupid price, I have software that can do this but I am too busy

    $46 (Avg Bid)
    $46 Avg Bid
    15 bids

    I need a logo designed, it should look exactly as the Supreme brand logo but it should say Stupid instead. I need it to be useful everywhere and it should be resizable.

    $26 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $26 / hr Avg Bid
    92 bids

    ...change settings ….passengers can connect their own device with bluetooth or aux-cable or USB ….driver can control via external buttons volume up/down and push “next track” for stupid customers ---------------------------------------------------- The system should be extremely easy to control by passengers, with only the most necessary functions. - Play

    $893 (Avg Bid)
    $893 Avg Bid
    6 bids

    looking for someone to run facebook paid marketing campaigns. do not apply without addressing t...mentioning the word FB001 so we can see to read this. anyone who doesnt quote this as their first word won't be even considered at all. not after someone who sends an stupid stomach quote and has no bloody idea what they are quoting.. ongoing job

    $4 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $4 / hr Avg Bid
    20 bids

    PLEASE READ PROPERLY. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. READ THIS AND THEN BID! We have an open source CRM done in codeignitor PHP FRAMEWORK and it needs to be customised: The customisations needed (READ CAREFULLY): - Complete change of branding and colors. - Enrolment and student data and analytics integration for Moodle LMS. - Setting the customised

    $70 (Avg Bid)
    $70 Avg Bid
    14 bids

    Hi, we need a cool donkey like in Shrek as a mascot for a company. Donkey should be: - not looking stupid - friendly and sympathetic - standing on 2 legs to show some things with the other 2 (like the fox attached) All files needed in vector - .ai f.e. First drawing needing 11./12.7. - final donkey next week If you are intersted please send us

    $161 (Avg Bid)
    $161 Avg Bid
    59 bids

    ...to work at the end too. (can I get rid of these and have just docker containers????) Plan and simple, there are a thousand websites saying how to do this. I'm clearly too stupid to google it and make it work. I'll give root access to VPS and you send me the commands. I've taken a server snapshot and I'll restore and run the commands. If I can

    $201 (Avg Bid)
    $201 Avg Bid
    14 bids

    This project is to repair mistakes by an unqualified person. [login to view URL] There is only ONE rule: it cannot look stupid, like a child did it, as it now does. If you cannot complete it in 40 minutes, do NOT attempt it. If you have questions, it means you do not understand the project, so do NOT attempt it. Only 2 graphics

    $41 (Avg Bid)
    $41 Avg Bid
    13 bids

    ...video - calling all 2D animators! The Brief =============== Video length: 5 minutes Style: short, punchy, dramatic, crazy, funny, stupid Type of animation: VERY simple and minimal # of Characters to be animated: 2 characters # of Guests: 0 Example: https://www

    $3040 (Avg Bid)
    $3040 Avg Bid
    71 bids

    ...for the cartoon-style characters used there. (We also dislike the logo, but we already have someone working on it). The characters in template client rejected as too simple/stupid, and asked for something more original, to be somehow different from all the other sites. The "script" can be the same (two men with a window, a team simply standing together

    $157 (Avg Bid)
    $157 Avg Bid
    34 bids

    I currently have a word press site and want it redone EXACTLY the same. it sounds stupid, but i cant access admin info because the person who did this not willing to provide the info. So please look before firing off a generic reply. must have a a working reservation module [login to view URL]

    $197 (Avg Bid)
    $197 Avg Bid
    96 bids

    I need four words creatively disguised or removed from a track without ruing the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be r...the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be removed with the background track still playing. The words are: "Hypnotic" at 0:32, "Patron" at 0:45. "Stupid" at 1:02, My neck at 1:10.

    $14 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $14 / hr Avg Bid
    4 bids

    Stupid magento 2.. I hate it!! [login to view URL] Some of the categories are working and some arent. It goes to 404 not found even though their setup in the backend. [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] And more.. Some categories

    $56 (Avg Bid)
    $56 Avg Bid
    27 bids
    Trophy icon swamp-stupid Ended

    The name swamp-stupid must be in the design. can be comical. red neck in the swamp. can have alligators [login to view URL] swamps are like everglades louisiana bayou:s that type if you wanted to implement them some way in to the [login to view URL] old looking. ill will be doing foll up designs with swamp-stupid theme.

    $205 (Avg Bid)
    Guaranteed
    $205
    27 entries

    I need simple adjustment on my website, prevent more than one player instance running at same time. More details on PM. Available developer ready to get it ...Available developer ready to get it ready asap. No waste timer, fakes and tricksters like this impostor Ashish M. (user developersperhr) already i am tired to meet with such stupid personages...

    $27 (Avg Bid)
    $27 Avg Bid
    29 bids

    ...I have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

    $3 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $3 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    ...have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and

    $3 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $3 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Anybody who is willing to put up money for a trading account and trade it and grow it themselves, so we can create many trading accounts and split half. This sounds stupid but im only asking this because people are not making money they are blowing my accounts and i want to see that someone actually can do it foreal

    $129 (Avg Bid)
    $129 Avg Bid
    9 bids
    Trophy icon Design a wallet Ended

    ...Below you can see samples of the type of wallet (but the sample is just a regular design), as well as the template for creating the work. I am looking for something funny, stupid and marketable to people who browse meme pages on Facebook and Reddit. The file marked plate is the template, just design on top of that. The panels correspond to the numbers

    $100 (Avg Bid)
    Guaranteed Top Contest NDA
    $100
    34 entries

    ...before on mobile) - They are being hit up for prizes when they are experiencing the very high elation of our game play (10 exquisite high quality levels) rather than a simple stupid silly video. $250 / week subscription and $125 / week subscriptions - 10 of them each. For the ability to show their photo and name to the whole world of our customers

    $44 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $44 / hr Avg Bid
    5 bids

    Please read careful before place any bid. because this type of program is not for every stupid on this website. Is about betting sports soccer teams. Program should collect informations from the website: [login to view URL] (eg. 8.00AM Manchester-Arsenal) then compare that match if exist on another website( [login to view URL]) if does exist then create a

    $1322 (Avg Bid)
    $1322 Avg Bid
    9 bids

    I need a ghostbin scraper in python(3) that downloads every paste. [login to view URL] them in [login to view URL] Depending on how friendly you are and if you help me with any other problems i may have, for example if i can't get the program running because i'm stupid i may or may not pay more. The program MUST work on linux and windows.

    $68 (Avg Bid)
    $68 Avg Bid
    8 bids
    Trophy icon "Challenge"-game Ended

    ...doesn’t succeed, he looses one, if he declines, the challenge is passed on to the next. *But* if the challenge gets back to you because noone wants to do it (because it’s so stupid / hard etc.) - you must do it or you lose 5 points. The game ends when the first contestant reaches 15 points. *What’s needed from a gamers perspective* - an iOS-app (and

    $308 (Avg Bid)
    Featured Guaranteed NDA
    $308
    3 entries

    This is a card-based fighting online multiplayer game, where you defeat your enemies by playing cards from your hand. The players will get 3 playable cards at a time and after playing those cards he will get 3 more cards from the deck which is shuffled every round. Each Player will have to create his own deck. There will be 10 rounds in one game and from those 10 rounds each player will be able t...

    $3327 (Avg Bid)
    $3327 Avg Bid
    3 bids

    ...Designer. With extrem beautiful Design section. Important the Mobile First concept and extreme Fast and seo friendly theme developing. And very fresh Animations in websites no stupid effects !! Please see : [login to view URL] The site have 6 Pages Home about us Certifed Portofolio Skills Contact

    $23 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $23 / hr Avg Bid
    21 bids

    This is a tricky time for researchers. Indus...rise. I am looking for content that can be turned to an ebook that can help students looking at research as a career option. Along the lines of [login to view URL] This is really just a start. I have a series of works that I would love to get out.

    $49 (Avg Bid)
    $49 Avg Bid
    8 bids

    ...at malls and other places which has crowds. We then sell products to customers face to face. We are a startup with a unique culture our values are - Be fearless but not stupid - Be real be the best you can be - Be simple but not careless - Be curious but not nosy - Be responsible we have principles - We celebrate success Be inventive, we

    $137 (Avg Bid)
    Featured Guaranteed
    $137
    179 entries
    Trophy icon Design a Logo Ended

    ...the puppies face in a nice font design. I don't want it too big, but big enough where it can be seen and read clearly. The name is: Puppy Pendejo (translates to "Stupid Puppy") . I was thinking somewhere around the bottom in between an ear and a paw but I am open to different ideas. I also want to the logo in different basic colors for

    $144 (Avg Bid)
    Guaranteed Sealed Top Contest
    $144
    120 entries

    I have edited them and plugin files to remove all add to cart buttons as it is catalog mode only - but the themes quickview option allows add to cart. I want the quickview function to work but remove the add to cart button - if possible replace with the catalogue button which says Make Enquiry. see [login to view URL] If you can rmove/replace the quickview Add To Cart button AND help speed up ...

    $37 (Avg Bid)
    $37 Avg Bid
    13 bids

    Hi Wannakuwatta F., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss updating & improving a current business plan fo...plan for a civil construction company (us) as well as putting together a pitch deck to accompany it. The $1 rate was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this site. We can discuss further over chat.

    $0 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $0 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Hi Audrey V., I would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

    $0 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $0 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Hi Happymarli, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is appro...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

    $0 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $0 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Hi David D., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

    $0 / hr (Avg Bid)
    $0 / hr Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Demo outlook sync, have a SW installed in outlook, that will check server for changed or new schedules and update, and vice versa. This will be first small pro...array, and index it in storage later for speed, eg once per minute. Each schedule can be accessed by multiple users (group), i still need to think how to seperate them, stupid or dumm way.

    $137 (Avg Bid)
    $137 Avg Bid
    1 bids

    Top stupid Community Articles