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    Hello, Everyone, I'm in need of a...generator Need a Logo to be designed with Creativity the keys to logo must include: -Use a Visual Double Entendre -Color is Vitally Important -Make it Ownable -Keep it Simple Stupid -Consider Proportion & Symmetry -Know What it Means -BE CREATIVE ABOUT IT PLEASE LET YOUR CREATIVITY TAKE AWAY THANK YOU PETER

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    ...RESULTS. YOU KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT CLUB PAGES....WHAT ABOUT THE COMPANY PAGE? THE LOYALTY PAGE? ALL OF THIS SHOULD BE DONE. ACT LIKE A US CORPORATION I DONT WANT ANY MORE STUPID 1 BY 1 TXTXS, CALLS, ETC. JUST BUILD OUT THE SEVERY PAGE ON MAIN PAGE. DO NOT TEXT ME, ETC JUST DO YOUR JOB AN AMERICAN COMPANY WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING 3--%%%%%% DONE BY NOW

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    Great short story from my stupid life

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    Hey there. I need a simple graphic and am just too stupid to modify it by myself. As you can see in the attachment, I just like to have the central logo to be surrounded by the writings "keine Staaten", "keine Grenzen" and "keine Waren". But my writings are awry and not round. Thats my simple problem. When you click on the attachment you´ll understand

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    I've magento on simpleservers hosting and odoo on digitalocean cloud server. ...live servers. Connection from Odoo to Magento it's working great. Connection from Magento to Odoo it's not working. I need to solve this last problem. It could be really a stupid configuration parameter to adjust. I tested anything on localhost and it's working perfectly.

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    Hi, I have trouble w...Realsense SR300 device Need a step by step help on *Removed by Admin* with screen sharing etc.; it's probably a 10 minute job for someone who knows the subject and probably a stupid mistake is being made by me during the process The device is correct and visible by the computer yet there is an unclarity with drivers and the sdk

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    project is simple but demands very experienced guys to finish we need a truthful guy for virtual assistant work . you need to finish the task within a...coding posting ads data processing and entry freelancer must be dedicated , good with communication and genuine. if fails you must agree to rework or kindly [login to view URL]'t put stupid arguments with me

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    Hey I used to work with you on fiverr and my account got disabled for something really stupid and they won't re-enable me. Can you email me at jason@[login to view URL] so we can talk?

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    ...vocab). This is a long term position, so apply only if your can commit. -Tone of Voice / Style guide similar to this - [login to view URL] -Keep everything stupid simple (simple and easy to understand) This is not a position for proofreading keep in mind. It is Rewriting, mean creating new articles from already written articles. You

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    ...page etc, then will need product page that allows for multiple variations of each product plus shipping calculations etc. Also I want to be able to name each page instead of stupid names that opencart gives ([login to view URL]). Please provide quote to setup layout of homepage, about

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    I am looking for US Realtor records that include phone number. I need up to date information. I can get this information elsewhere quite cheap, do not post stupid high prices.

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    ...be reused later in other tools. So think ahead, so that ANF is produced using the same parse tree functions generated for ANFXOR and ANFAND. This is a KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) project with attention paid to best performance, as some of the expressions that will be presented to these tools will have thousands of variables. Short project for someone

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    I am a fashion designer and I need to make a better portfolio. I would like to work beside a graphic designer, making it at 4 hands. I have a very very plain and stupid portfolio that does not show really my abilities. I need it to be clear and rich so that the companies can think "oh, this guy looks good! let him start a job in our brand!" thank you

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    ...servers to new servers, with the least amount of downtime. I need someone that understands dedicated servers, Shoutcast, Centovacast and knows how to be patient with me as I ask stupid questions about servers. (I always want to learn) I have been in the internet radio business since 1999 and currently host stations in the US and Europe. I am looking for

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    [login to view URL] was working perfectly but I made some changes and now it displays wrong. Really quick simple project - no stupid bids - can complete today.

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    ...offers hedge trimming in germany. Not really cool and exciting, I know... Additionally, it’s winter now and nobody wants a hedgecut. My employees are bored and come up with stupid ideas. Only you are able to help me to get more orders. Create a little explanatory video about 20-25 seconds in cartoon style like this: [login to view URL]

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    I need to change a name in a business card and edit a business card design nr 2. So total 2 business cards.... NOT BID IF YOU NOT UNDERSTAND: NOT WASTE MY...NEGOTIATE AFTER YOUR BID. IF YOU CAN'T EDIT STAY AWAY. IF YOU NOT HAVE UNDERSTANDING OF ANYTHING WHAT YOU DO STAY AWAY IF YOU CHASING JOB FOR OTHER STAY AWAY IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY STUPID STAY AWAY

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    ...could be more generic. Like just an outline. But around a table a cartoon similar to the attached called images. I would need 8 people (the photo called images) and then my stupid drawing--not great perspective--but them being lectured to. I don't care about peoples' faces/just style and you can tell them a part a main white girl (me) like attached

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    ...VPS that is hosted with leaseweb . There are some configuration's issues. 1. The one wordpress website had some php issue that the support team was unable to resolve (some stupid answer they write). 2. One of addon domains is poiting properly but it showing cpanel error when the link is opened 3. There is some configuration issue with VPS VPS is CENTOS

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    An android app where when someone calls, it displays simple Accept and Decline option to answer or decline a call (so that I don't have to use that stupid slide button). See attached example.

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    By mistake I deleted Mysql DB When I restored with Akeeba, calendar script from [login to view URL] didn't work anymore. Restored same site to anothe...deleted Mysql DB When I restored with Akeeba, calendar script from [login to view URL] didn't work anymore. Restored same site to another domain there it's working. Must bee something stupid, but I can't find it

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    I want to have my shopify store tweaked so that it looks really nice and professional...and professional to make sales. I need someone that knows shopify inside and out that can make some design changes in the actual code. A simple example is to take away this stupid heading that looks like crap!! (see attached) and maybe make the menus look nice too.

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    I want to have my shopify store tweaked so that it looks really nice and professional...and professional to make sales. I need someone that knows shopify inside and out that can make some design changes in the actual code. A simple example is to take away this stupid heading that looks like crap!! (see attached) and maybe make the menus look nice too.

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    Hi, I have two input type 'file' fields in one form. Before I want to upload I want that the web user preview the ima...web user preview the image that is selected. I use Filereader javascript. I get it perfect with one input file field but not with 2 input file fields. It must be something stupid in Javascript. Who can me help me now with Teamviewer?

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    ...you can add to cart infinitly an item and its not good i need it to stop at 5. i tried to make it work but its not working. i want this change quickly. i dont want to hire a stupid person i need a smart person because this business means all to me and i dont want nobody to fuck up my beautiful website. i need someone who knows how to do this change in

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    Hi - I need the image attached photoshopped in a funny way - i...attached photoshopped in a funny way - it will be printed on a t-shirt and beer holder for a bucks party. This is a picture of the buck - he needs to be doing something funny or stupid. Im not only outsourcing my photoshop work but also the humour - make me laugh and you have go the job-

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    i built a website with stupid wordpress, i need it redesigned, i need it to look more professional, clean and concise. i have most of the content on it now. , but want a better visual effect. better graphics, overall a better look.

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    Im looking for a Ludo Multiplayer Unity game source code. Bid only if you already have it and show me SAMPL...source code thats all, rest set up i will do. it should have multiplayer, private room offline gameplay, player login and database, etc just like ludo king. do not offer me stupid source codes sold on online websites which im already aware of.

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    I only have one picture with my baby and it has a stupid snapchat filter on it!! I would like to pay to remove the snapchat stars please

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    With my class i recently went to London. So ofcourse we went in the London eye.......and that was were I messed up.......i made the most stupid face......and now i am pretty sad that I look so stupid on that picture......so if you can photoshop a bit......I will send you the pictures you need to fix that for me So if you can photoshop i hope you will

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    I am a scientist, and...basic knowledge, but I am a fast learner, so I would like to work with someone who can teach me a lot (or several different people) and who doesn't have "you are too old/too stupid to learn" attitude. I also prefer working with someone with lower rates, but I can accept higher rates as well, the price is not the most important.

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    Hi Rongsheng J., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I just want to chat but this stupid website doesn't have that option

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    ...without determining child custody --plain and simple. YOUR JOB IS TO FIND WHICH ONE OF ANY OF THESE CAN WORK. THE REASON IT'S NOT EASY IS BECAUSE MOST COURTS ARE NEVER SO STUPID AS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE HAPPENED IN MY CASE. SO I NEED TO TRACK DOWN A CASE OR CASES OR EVEN STATUTES THAT SAY ONE MUST OCCUR WITH THE OTHER AND NOT SEPARATELY REGARDLESS OF

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    Hi, Im working on a small project and I get not done because some stupid code error. How to add a space between these two values: [login to view URL] [login to view URL]("voornaam").Value & [login to view URL]("naam").Value My output is now JOHNDOE where DOE is "naam" instead of JOHN DOE as output. Can you help me fast by Teamviewer?

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    Hello all eligible freelancers , read carefully i will not answer stupid questions so i am looking to build a project/portal like [login to view URL] and [login to view URL] which will combine both of the sites good points and make some unique portal, innovative ideas also welcomed and will get rewarded in compensation . Apply with your full study of both websites

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    Hi , I'm looking ...and how are you planning to achieve everything. Price is an important matter. We don't want you to work for nothing and loose your time for nothing but we are not fool and stupid. We know exactly what we are asking so if you make a high price you WILL loose this possibility. The price should be fair. Convenient for you AND for us.

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    ... etc..). Reference information (might help generate ideas): Our group is called the Death Die Club, because in our role playing games, whenever someone did something "stupid" or "dangerous", there was a chance they could die, and we used to roll a six sided die to determine their fate. Some of the key words that describe our group: Role Playing

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    I almost died last night - again. Why? Overdose of insulin. Not because I am stupid or incapable. I have a Dexcom monitor which I use 24x7x365. When my blood sugar is too high, I need to take an injection of short term insulin. If the blood sugar does not come down, I need to take another injection. If I don't remember when I took the last injection

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    That uses my existing CSS file. This should take someone about 30minutes, so dont bother sending me stupid bids. Indian bids will be rejected. The table should look like this, but using my CSS colors and styles [login to view URL]

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    ...indiegogo I need to start collecting emails of interested people. Therefore I need a " landing page " or " sign up page". I have done some work on the site, but I am too slow and stupid. I would like a freelancer to fix my mess on the site. Get a good looking page and help me get it on facebook and instagram. I will need to make more emails and such as the

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    ...3 pages in Opencart [login to view URL] here is the reference site must be done with in 2 day max please must check website before bid then bid your original price do not ask stupid questions what's your budget and all that home, category, product , these three pages required check in reference site if you have read project details before so must mention

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    Hi, I have wan... I have want some one to design 3 pages in opencart [login to view URL] here is the reference site must check home , category, and product page only bid fix price dont ask me stupid questions what's your budget. if you are not bot so must mention in bid proposal website link which I mentioned in project details as a reference site thanks

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    Hi, I want some one to fix event search wordpress site search working but eventon plugin have search for searc...working I want to fix it right now so please only bid if you are ready to fix it right now and must mention "eventon plugin " if you read project details thanks dont ask stupid questions what's my budget only original price bid on project

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    ...if they are truly sealed. MORE SPECIFICALLY, as you are concerned I am looking for a way to measure the height of the lid on the bucket, vis a vis arduino code... Dont make stupid suggestions like 'let the laser look for when it doesnt see lid anymore as it scans up.' I need something VERY ROBUST and INTUITIVE. And even adaptive if possible. The heighths

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    ...help them scale up faster. You'll work directly with our small team of professionals in developing web pages, funnels, and strategies that work. You never fear asking a "stupid" clarifying question. But you also don't need step-by-step instructions and you frequently do quick research to generally educate yourself on what needs to be done, so you

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    I was stupid enough to buy the script / source codes for uber for X, Uber for Massage and Uber for taxi. so what i need is the site to be set up correctly and get the apps to work, i provide the source codes or you can use whatever as long as it are safe and working, i will need all the source codes with explanations when it is finished if i should

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    For a project I need to stream H264 video using HLS so that it can be natively supported by iPhone/iPad I...the HLS stream directly. No multicast is needed as we only expect one client per stream. Trying out all the FFMPEG parameter combinations until I put it to work seems a bit stupid and prefer to request help from experts in this widely used tool.

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    I Need some help finalizing pfsense and my brocade icx 6430 to work with vlans. I know it's something stupid but rather just get it done and move on. issue: have configured pfsense router with all the routing info and added vlans to switch. Am able to ping gateways but for some reason can't get devices to pull ip and also notice when I use static

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