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    ...the puppies face in a nice font design. I don't want it too big, but big enough where it can be seen and read clearly. The name is: Puppy Pendejo (translates to "Stupid Puppy") . I was thinking somewhere around the bottom in between an ear and a paw but I am open to different ideas. I also want to the logo in different basic colors for

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    I have edited them and plugin files to remove all add to cart buttons as it is catalog mode only - but the themes quickview option allows add to cart. I want the quickview function to work but remove the add to cart button - if possible replace with the catalogue button which says Make Enquiry. see [login to view URL] If you can rmove/replace the quickview Add To Cart button AND help speed up ...

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    Hi Wannakuwatta F., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss updating & improving a current business plan fo...plan for a civil construction company (us) as well as putting together a pitch deck to accompany it. The $1 rate was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this site. We can discuss further over chat.

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    Hi Audrey V., I would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Hi Happymarli, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is appro...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Hi David D., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.

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    Hi Isabella Hills, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and i...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $10 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this sight :)

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    Demo outlook sync, have a SW installed in outlook, that will check server for changed or new schedules and update, and vice versa. This will be first small pro...array, and index it in storage later for speed, eg once per minute. Each schedule can be accessed by multiple users (group), i still need to think how to seperate them, stupid or dumm way.

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    Hi emu24, I just completed a data entry job for you and you are trying to play smart on me. Hey, nobody tries that with me and not regret it. If you know what i...but if you try to dupe me, then I'll show you the worst side of me. I'm only giving you an opportunity to redeem yourself. Kindly send my fee with immediate effect. You stupid fraudster.

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    ...some API´s - [login to view URL] / [login to view URL] get user information and save it to my database - further instruction via chat ! 4.) Bugfix and Security Fixing !!! if you find weired or stupid developments, remove / replace it ! 5.) best case is: define some milestones:...

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    ...micros. I also would like it to incorporate a Keto calculator([login to view URL]) and have some things in common with this [login to view URL] This app should be visual and have the ability to have shopping lists and hopefully a database, It should have the ability

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    I am trying to get my Post ID to appear on certain pages, but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. N... but every plugin I try does not work. I believe its trying to locate "Posts" and not my Jobs/Job ID. Need assistance getting my wocommerce to work. Probably something stupid simple.

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    Please design a logo for:- NELSON MALL SHOPPING CENTRE This needs to be elegant and posh. NO TROLLEYS PLEASE OR ANYTHING STUPID. Keep it elegant and posh. Like a frame - elegant. Nelson mall mostly rent the mall to retailers selling clothing Await logo ideas

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    My s...the shopping cart that is not working. I have a list showing all the issues with the site. You can see it here www.aimfulbooks.com. I need these fixes done properly, without stupid shortcuts, clean code, and fast. A few days tops. Let me know if you are capable of this. Don't bs. Don't call. Don't email me. Don't reach out unless via this post.

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    ...to fix our websites css and give it a clean look. We are using Yii 1.x. We also require it to be optimized to work perfect via mobile and ipad/tablet NO timewasters or stupid prices our budget is limited. Can follow on to further work on our tech team if proven to be good standard of work. We recently had someone from here employed with us but due

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website for my small business. 0. Wor...the store this information, we will send her an invoice. She will then pay for her bridesmaids gown on line. 0. This must be a website that works on the Keep It Simple Stupid system. We must be able to change photos, add events, add blog posts, etc.

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    Okay, I think I have this stupid Freelancer working now - wow, they make it so difficult to use!

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    ...automatized way to place backlinks. Every placement needs to be manually done. AKA: Contacting the owner of the site, or manually filling the submission forms, etc, etc. ALSO no stupid PBN strategies. (again, the elected sites must have real traffic and be already indexed on google for some time, on top of having High TF/CF and DA) C) Ammount of Dofollow

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    I am looking to have an puzzle app made with a candy crush saga style layout, but a style of game play more similar to cut the rope and stupid zombie 3. The idea that I am looking towards is to have three characters that you can activate and angle to launch upwards who will interact with the items of the puzzle. The three characters will be:

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    ...recommendations for SEO 2. A cost to implement any recommendations SEO is a touchy subject 90% of SEO so called experts have no idea what to do other than charge a client stupid money for little return. If you have no idea what you are talking about for sure you will not be awarded the job. I am also not taking any SEO experts or so called SEO experts

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    We feel the paypal button on checkout page is a stupid place, confuses user and so forth. We want to get rid of the paypal button here. We have removed it from cart fine. Please only bid IF YOU CAN DO IT! Thanks

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    Hello everyone, if you are not long .h, please dont be stupid, save your bid and dont bid on this.

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    ...other suppliers like water tapestry’s, shower cabinets, sinks and other relevant products. We do not want alternatives like [login to view URL] or stupid shortcuts. Please do not contact us if you have already a lot of work. We don’t like being kept on a leach!!! Are you a copy, dragging and paste web designer? Stay away! We

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    I am really fed-up with stupid people who simple put garbage in proposal. I need serious Scheme programming expert who can do my scheme programming task.

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    ...including template. As well as an option to bulk upload upload via CSV (we have over 5,000 SKU's) we do not need for you to upload these sku's. we will do them. we need a simple 'stupid proof' way to upload these products of ours. what will be the quote? ignore the 250$ budget price. We need a true and honest quote. Please refrence [login to view URL] to what we

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    I've got a a problem with my toggle button that I need to fix. It's supposed to allow you to toggle the text in the...working version can be seen here at: [login to view URL] (The QUICK START toggle down arrow, is the functionality that I need) This is all that I need done. Just this stupid toggle arrow fixed. I can do the rest. Thanks!

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    Please choose the best picture of these and color grade it and make it look stunning. Don't use stupid filters. Keep it realistic. I need a high quality picture in the end for printing, so don't make it a worse resolution or quality! Please remove people in the background, who are not part of the group! If somebody has closed eyes, you could try

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    Start your bid with LOGO so that I know you have ready the description. I have made a logo on Adobe Illustrator and exported as a...it so that it will look high quality on my website. Please be aware YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME A LOGO, YOU ARE JUST ADJUSTING MY CURRENT LOGO. Also please do not quote me stupid prices for this as this a tiny project.

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    Book close to completion but cover does not inspire me. Want something that excites people to want to read it. Have images of concept so far. Can you do better? Book is light-hearted and supposed to be funny with a purpose of helping people become more brilliant. Web site and logo is "How to be a Genius without really trying" so you can see the serious and humorous intent of the proje...

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    Business is a brand new StartUp for industrial digitalization. We lack experience in mobile development and need right now support for [login to view URL] where we are stuck on a stupid error. {[login to view URL]: Unable to get file location. This most likely means that the file provider information is not set in your Android Manifest file. Please check

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    ...has stopped working on freelancer. I have corrupted the table user with myphp admin; as I have forgotten the password I tried to put a new one directly from the site (very stupid). The rest of the application has not been modified so it should be perfectly working. We have serveral full-back-up of the server but (but we don't want to restore theall

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    I need both content writers and Recruiters who hire quality writers. I have an upcoming project that requires extensive content writers. Plea...you have something that I can help you in. If you are a fraudster vying to post bids for the sake of them or trying new customers just to gain a penny or two in return for stupid content, please keep away.

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    I need both content writers and Recruiters who hire quality writers. I have an upcoming project that requires extensive content writers. Plea...you have something that I can help you in. If you are a fraudster vying to post bids for the sake of them or trying new customers just to gain a penny or two in return for stupid content, please keep away.

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    ...the screen and then back, dropping down each time it reaches a dead end. I need some kind of alien type sprite here with some basic animation that looks a lot better than the stupid coder art I've drawn. The big UFO is a place holder. That UFO goes right across the top of the screen and then comes back at random intervals. On it's way back it drops

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    i made a terrible mistake by using rm -rf command, now got of course major problem, no commands work any more i was in cache directory and did rm -rf /* , so i killed some files in / so i cannot do some command like mv or yum, although [login to view URL] is in hope someone can help me fix this issue

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    ...other suppliers like water tapestry’s, shower cabinets, sinks and other relevant products. We do not want alternatives like [login to view URL] or stupid shortcuts. Please do not contact us if you have already a lot of work. We don’t like being kept on a leach!!! Are you a copy, dragging and paste web designer? Stay away! We

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    7000 word essay, based up on my 130 hours of work experience ...have a very good background on sports journal articles and general knowledge of past and present sports philosophers, events and books. I'm working on a budget, so please no stupid offers. Intro has been started and I do have previous work to get a better understanding of what is needed.

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    A while ago I deleted a plugin which controlled a slider at the bottom of my homepage. (Stupid Me :(( Although the slider is still there and working I have no control over it or settings. I am using Metaslider Pro for another part of my website and would like to replace the old slider on my home page with Metaslider. I have set up images

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    ...agent, no doubt because the site operator gets some sort of fee or commission for introducing a prospective property seller to the agent. Also because most agents are lazy or stupid and trying to avoid automatically generated spam – and they also “avoid” prospective clients who hate filling out forms. But around half have the email address as well, and

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    I need a logo for my home school which is called Discovery High. The logo should include the phrase "It's the Journey, Stupid" . There should be picture/image of a rocket or space vehicle.

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    ...quite well. I need people I can depend on and trust, that is paramount compared to your level of writing. What I do expect is that you follow instructions and no question is a stupid question. I provide detailed instructions and their easy to understand. I 'm sorry, to all other writers other than US and Canada writers, there's need to apply. I need indigenous

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    Need someone to cut out a person in a video and place it into a backdrop! Super easy job, very fast. Im just on holiday so cant do it ATM. The video...do it ATM. The video attached I need him cut out and placed as a moving figure into an image ill send soon Need this done in an hour. No outrages bids and no people with stupid timelines. one hour.

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    We want to hire an idio...without even knowing what the actual job is HAHAHAHA I want one DUMMY how will just respond for this job without even knowing what an affiliate program is. I want someone SO STUPID that they will give me a price for a job and tell me about SEO, Email Marketing and other things that have nothing to do with Affiliate Marketing.

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    Can someone please provide me with a clean setup of videojs using the VAST tag. I am aware that the plugins are free and that the player is free but I am too stupid to put the code together to play a video and have the VAST tag setup in the player. I have the VAST server and VAST advert I just need the code to use it using the latest release of videoJS

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    ...[login to view URL] And what I want is to add an alternative to the shooting mode... I want something similar to this game "Stupid Zombies 1": [login to view URL] So instead of tilde to move the sight I want to drag one finger on the screen

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    Need an expert Wordpress developer who knows PHP inside out to work on my gravity form customisation. MUST be able to start work immediately. Only people with g...expert Wordpress developer who knows PHP inside out to work on my gravity form customisation. MUST be able to start work immediately. Only people with great reviews wanted. No stupid prices.

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    ...the screen and then back, dropping down each time it reaches a dead end. I need some kind of alien type sprite here with some basic animation that looks a lot better than the stupid coder art I've drawn. The big UFO is a place holder. That UFO goes right across the top of the screen and then comes back at random intervals. On it's way back it drops

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    Hi shamalk, I noticed your profile and seems like you're really good in java. Is it possible for you to help me with my assignments? I know this sounds stupid, but i need you to help with my assignment as i have 4 more assignment to focus and submit by sunday. Is it possible? It is regarding to Java. Building a simulation

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