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    To develop a Joke App in 3 days

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    we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design f...need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR

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    We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football

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    musically like app 1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and al...use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    ...there are 2000 members on the forum. I have the world record fastest Polaris Slingshot and it is white and black. I happen to be 6' 3" tall and 350 pounds. So there is a running joke when people say that they have something faster being built or just [in a fun way] give me a hard time about anything on the forum I say. They call it "poking the panda bear"

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    ...THEN APPLY!! I am looking for english/american writer, who is creative and know how to write persuading and exciting text. I hope you used Instagram at some time and you know what the caption is (the post description). What I want you is to write captions for 600 facts. * This task is creative, you can use either, English or American language. Also,

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    Read before Bid - NO FRESHERS OR FREELANCERS - ONLY COMPANIES 1- need exact musically app ANDROID & IOS 2- BACKEND to manage everything 3- Full s...and second after ios app Must check what technology(function they are using for them to understand better. NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke only professionals apply

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    We are on a st...per question. Subjects available:- Maths, Science, GK, English Grammar. You choose the subject to want & fill sheets as attached below. I'm attaching three files. One as empty sheet, one as completed sheet & the third one as the instruction manual. Joke bids will be ignored. Please write 'I get that' when you begin your proposal.

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    I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. please bid your final and minimum amount, I don't have big budget for this. and also I need premium template to be used to make blog website.

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    Up for offer is a simple and silly project! Help me get a joke that has gone too far across the line. It is a hand drawn 8.5"X11" image that needs to be touched up for repeat printing (shirts/cups/etc). The white/colored space in the letters needs to be smoothed/resized a bit and cleaning up/darkening around the edges of the main image. Also any general

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    ...Maisie turns 18... Maisie's Guest Book Stop here you see, and write a special message to me! A wish or memory, just give it a whirl, all for the special 1st birthday girl! Write Maisie a message, make a prediction about what she will be when she grows up or share your favourite joke or memory with her. Don't forget to sign your name. xxx

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    ...as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet user can add joke after passing the google

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    I need a new website. I need you to design a website for my small business. Hello ...business . My preject is developing a love happyness site for soceity I can changes in soceity for this project. My site based on love story book love story of people love shayri joke and self memory and moment of people travel blog and travel free for poor child

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    I'm looking for someone to find quality leads: What I'm looking for is small business owners in the USA. What would be needed is: Business name, Owner N...Number and Email Let me know the cost on 250 leads. (I could also create an incentive if I close the sale you get $50 each!) In your opening line, tell me a good knock knock joke (to avoid bots)

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    I have a photo of me and my friends, and we joke how it looks like an anime. Now i need one of your guys help to bring the dream to life. Doesn't need to be super detailed.

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    Requirement - short videos Quality - hd/ full hd any (not blur) Duration - 4 to 5 minute Daily average - min.10 video daily Subject - funny, joke, prank, motivation, story, gk, anyNote - already on youtube NOT REQUIREDPREFFER TO CREATIVE IDEA

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    Hello, We need a professional writer who has experience writing high quality articles in affiliate marketing and online marketing niche. NOTE: WE NEED ONLY NATIVE ENGLISH WRITERS. No disrespect to anyone. Here are the instructions: Our goal is to create a daily newsletter, with curated news, that has the same funny/sarcastic tone as the "Morning

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    Hi! Blog #1: Importance of Small Businesses using social media for marketing (there should be lots of info online) #...(digital marketing/social media) and can put together a good blog that is easy to read and fun to read (added graphics would be nice) In your response, tell me a good "knock knock joke" *So I can filter out the auto-bots Thanks!

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    ...should look like this: a cute T-Rex, upside down on it's head, with a frown, straining to reach the floor with his arms. A caption should read: T-Rex hates handstands. The cute joke being that a T-Rex physically cannot do handstands due to it's large head and proportionally small arms. Our target audience is 5 to 11 year-old girls/boys and our color

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    T-Shirt design for a Pub (logo attached). Background: brown as the logo background. The logo must be presented. The design must be FUNNY...(logo attached). Background: brown as the logo background. The logo must be presented. The design must be FUNNY around BEER / alcohol in general. Might have some written text (a joke / a statement), not obligatory.

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    ...on-location productions Strong attention to detail, organization and time management skills Skilled in building and maintaining positive working relationships Ability to tell a joke Hard working Basic Qualifications Online video portfolio that demonstrates video production and editing skills Bachelor or Associate of Arts degree or equivalent experience

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    I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline In Offline it shows with jokes only by text but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it. I have a Linux database where

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    ...Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene. Original artwork only. Do NOT include the author on the front cover

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    Effet is a synonym in Egyptian Dialect that signifies a joke, or a inside joke from Egyptian pop culture. It also has the meaning of effect in french, which will signify the power of the movement represented by the brand. Effet will be a brand of caps, representing Egyptian pop culture, and also representing a number of social movements for a better

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    ...looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustration inside. Full payment upon completion 10 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i can better

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    We are launching a book about politics and China. It is serious but it is also a joke. It has what it takes to be talked about and we are looking for the person to help us on that. We need to place the book in the right hands amongst Talk Show hosts and main TV and printed media journalists. Our primary focus is the American market, secondarily the

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    ...been around the block a time or two. Someone tried to get me to kill his wife once. My life has had everyone wanting me to write it. Now that I am 47 and some of the main players in my life have passed. It is time to write it now. My life touches on most of the current hot issues. After just a few minutes which turns out a lot longer you will just

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    With all the craze over magical internet money, I decided to clone a cryptocurrency. This was part joke, part art project - this will never be ICOed, won't be worth real money, but let me learn some technical details about how it works and give friends a chance to play with a cryptocurrency without fear of actually losing money. I can code, but I'm

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    I need someone to alter some images. I need one famous person added to a photo for a joke

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    You have to give your comedy sound and make same as like this video [login to view URL] give it to me full details

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9

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    I call my "mother-in-law" my "mother-in-grace" instead. It's kind of an inside joke between us. Problem is, I'm not very creative so all I could come up with is the attached .png file. The inside joke is referencing the Bible in Romans 6:14 where it says that we are no longer under the law but under grace. I'd like to come up with a clever gra...

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    I need someone who can add jokes to my animation screenplay.

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9. Freelancer

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9. Freelancer

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    I need a specific logo idea drawn up. The logo is a viking, preferably wielding ice axes, riding a charging ...slightly less bad, but still bad moose I photoshopped for more reference. It should be very roughly the same style as the Burberry logo. This is just for personal use for a joke tshirt for a friend and will not be licensed for commercial use.

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9

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    Add a humorous tweak to a photo of my sibling's easter picture. Joke for my sister, Debbie.

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9

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    ...should be easily communicable through chat. 4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me. 5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes. 6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day. 7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & CBSE syllabus (Maths & Science) 8. Freelancer should spare at least 2 hours per day. 9

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    I need a java code that knows to extract : leading colors from an image percentage of each color in the ima...[login to view URL] Sample 4 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL] Sample 5 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL]

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    Hello everyone, I want to make an investment site for bitcoin and ethereum, in fact this site will be a joke for my friends. Could you do the same thing on the site I give you? Reference website: [login to view URL] (you will add an ethereum section on this site)

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    ...within a rectanlge 2. Center rectangler outline similar to (kite photo) same style as other illustrations. Include kite with tail. Can include more than 1 up to designer. Inside joke. 2. Center of design will include (Nicholas photos below) on business man body (photo 3) same style as other faces 3. Path of check lines headed toward building (hospital)

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    I need a java code that knows to extract : leading colors from an image percentage of each color in the i...png Sample 4 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL] Sample 5 [login to view URL] see desired output in [login to view URL]

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    Morning! Everyone! This is a serious task! No joke please. I would post this project for several times to ensure enough freelancers could see it and bid for it. I prefer Russian/Egyptianļ¼¸Ukrainian I need to build up one website(sample included: [login to view URL] ) + several self-designed operating systems + one App(sample included: Essayshark

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    I'm working on a joke of the day calendar and I need 30 jokes as a test. I'd like some real groaners and "dad jokes" if possible, and not just old jokes re-hashed. Price is $1 per joke, need 30 total, for $30

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    we need to design a specific joke on smartphone (IOS and ANDROID) the joke works as a standalone or as a multiuser game on a web site all details will be delivered to developper under NDA . for IOS we prefer a SWITH developer

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    I need someone to alter some images. I have 4x faceless images of people. I need my face altered into the picture. This is a private project i am doing for a joke between friends. The photos must be professionally altered and look realistic. I will give you the 4x images i need altered along with 165x random face shots of myself of which you pick the

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