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I am seeking a highly meticulous and efficient Data Collection Specialist to gathe...contact information for 25 specified agencies. -Validate that email addresses are current and active. -Accurately enter all data into a provided spreadsheet format. Requirements: -Experience in data collection and validation. -Proficiency in basic research and use of spreadsheets (e.g., Google Sheets or Microsoft Excel). -Ability to deliver accurate results within a set timeframe. -Project Length: Short-term, estimated completion within one week. ( MAX 80 AUD as a test round, if the work is good, Larger jobs will come) Application Instructions: Please message me with the keyword "VSL" at the beginning of your application to confirm that you have fully read and understood the job desc...

I require an proficient developer to create a script that can send out automated emails through Gmail. This task should be accomplished with an appropriate scriptin...Send out notification emails. - The notifications will be for scheduled reminders and service status updates. - Targeted audiences are all users and selected groups. Relevant skills include proficiency in JavaScript (as Gmail Scripts commonly employs this language) and familiarity with Gmail's API. Knowledge of handling scheduled tasks and interaction with user databases is also beneficial. In short, I'm looking for a coding and Gmail expert who can automate the process of sending important reminders and status updates to our users. The system should handle all users while also having the option to target s...

...promote a product or service, so your work must be adapted to achieve this goal. - The target audience for this project is adults, so the style and content of the animation must be suitable for this demographic. - Audio narration is still in process, but our market is based on the same thing that this application does, for the Latin American market. - In short, we are looking for an animation that is very similar to the attached video, since the narration will be very similar as well. - If the animator requires the script in the language necessary to understand the content, please indicate it in the offer or send a message. If you have a strong portfolio of similar work and understand how to create engaging content for adult viewers, I'd love to hear

I'm in need of an experienced English teacher to conduct intermediate level classes for adults. - The classes must be engaging and interactive, aiming to improve their English proficiency to an intermediate level. - Classes will be conducted in a group setting, so the teacher should be able to manage and cater to the needs of multiple students. - It's crucial that the teacher can provide comprehensive lessons that cover all aspects of English - reading, writing, listening, and speaking. - The ideal candidate should have experience in teaching adults, and be able to tailor content and activities for this age group. - Proven experience in teaching English as a second language is a plus. Your role will be to help students gain confidence and proficie...

We are looking for Thai Natives for a short recording task!!! There is total 50 prompt and pay is 10$

I need you to produce either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN for an audio recording of a few lines. This audio is for a low-budget, serio-comic film. It may be used in another film as well. IMPROV ENCOURAGED! PLEASE REMEMBER: You are asked to record either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN. FULL DISCLOSURE: This film has other scenes that I am sure will be considered offensive to many women and Christians, although others viewers may see it as raising valid theological and social issues in an original, cerebral, educational, high-concept, albeit edgy comic venue. (Your scene is not comparatively controversial in that respect). Your role would be either the man or the woman. THE COMPLETE SCRIPT ...

...system is to prevent accidents from occurring due to the proximity of these power lines. Key Requirements: - Detection Technology: While I'm open to suggestions, I'm leaning towards the use of laser sensors that can accurately detect thin wires. This is crucial as thin power lines can sometimes go unnoticed by traditional detection methods. - Detection Range: The system should be optimized for short-range detection, around 10 meters. This will allow for timely warnings and preventive actions against potential accidents. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in sensor technology, particularly laser sensors - Prior experience in designing safety-related systems - Knowledge of power lines and the potential dangers associated with them - Strong problem-solving skills...

I need a fully bilingual professional (I will interview in English) to do some tasks for my agency such as: PR Outreach Content editing or creating CRM management Email marketing Email scraping Researching Organizing data in spreadsheets Copywriting Wordpress And others You must be a fast learner, attentive, curious, with great writing skills. Looking for someone that pays attention and doesn’t keep making the same mistakes. This job will start part-time as a test period, after that it will be full-time. Payment for part-time during trial period: Fee: 250 USD Performance bonus: 50 USD Results bonus: 50 USD If your work complies with my quality requirements and you give more than asked, you’ll get performance and results bonuses each month. After a two-month...

I need an experienced animator to make some small edits to a short animation. The changes required include: - Change to our existing logo and branding - Alternations to a small part of the explanation

...good on mobile/laptop/desktop for my website using the MERN Stack. The key features of the front end design include a responsive design, user-friendly navigation, and custom animations. I prefer to use Tailwind CSS for this project. I need the project completed within 1-2 weeks, so the ideal candidate will have experience working with tight deadlines and be able to deliver quality work within a short timeframe. Tech: Front-end Framework: React.js/Angular with + Typescript Styling: Tailwind CSS Requirements: - Must be ready to be able to be integrated with a backend and have all components and APIs required - Must be responsive (work across mobile/desktop/laptop/tablet screens) - Must not have any spacing/alignment/responsive/font issues or mistakes - Must match design pro...

We are looking for registered Nurses in Italy, Spain, France and Germany to participate in a very short and engaging online Medical Education research project. The task has two layers: -Participate in a very short online survey about Medical Education content -Recruit other Nurses to participate in the activity. Every recruit is reimbursed for their participation. Only registered Nurses from these countries should apply, please.

I am seeking a proficient Python coder who can convert my current pinescript strategy into Python code. This strategy uses supertrend and SMA on daily and weekly timeframes. Key Elements of...the performance of the strategy across different stocks. Required Knowledge & Skills: - Deep understanding of Python coding and algorithm optimization. - Understanding of financial indicators especially the supertrend and SMA. - Experience in handling financial data for backtesting, including historical stock prices, volume data, and multi timeframe. Note that the exact rules for the long and short entries will be provided once you're selected for this project. Familiarity with Pinescript is highly desired. The goal here is for Python code to accurately replicate the Pinescript str...

More details: Less than 1 minute What is the final use of the edited video? Educational

I'm in need of a talented logo designer to create a professional and appealing logo for my new company. Key Requirements: - Due to the urgent nature of this project, the ideal freelancer should be able to work quickly and efficiently without compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best repres...compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best represent the brand, as I haven't decided on the specific color yet. - Please make sure to submit a portfolio of your past work, as I'd like to see the range and quality of your designs. Timeframe: I need this logo ASAP. If you're confident in your ability to deliver within a ...

I'm looking for a seasoned video editor to help create thrilling, less than one minute, adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage....adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage. The finalized video should feel exciting, embodying the spirit of adventure. Requirements: - Experiences in video editing, specifically in basic edits - Ability to convey an adventurous tone through video editing - Background in editing short Instagram videos is a major plus - Quick turnaround time expected. Your ability to capture the essence of exploration in a short, under a minute clip is highly desired. You're the right fit if you have a knack for storyte...

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I need a skilled translator with an excellent command of both English and Italian, and a strong understanding of finance industry terminology to assist with a 30-minute business call. Key Responsibilities: - Translate Italian to English in real-time during a business discussion - Convey industry-related finance terminologies accurately Ideal Skills: - Fluent in Italian and English - Prior experience in live translation particularly in Finance Please note, accuracy and professionalism are of paramount importance for this job.

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This exciting project requires a proficient motion graphic designer to create a minimalistic and abstract animation for a website's user interface. The project involves: - Crafting a captivating animation under 30 seconds in length - Creating a design that is impactful yet simple with intricate attention to detail - Working collaboratively to finalize the lo...the videos fit with Instagram Reel and Post Size - using minimal mockups for MacBook and iMac - using the same minimal approach of Apple Presentations and Promos Ideal freelancers will have a strong portfolio of minimalist animations and a keen understanding of making complex ideas easy to comprehend through motion graphics. Experience in UI design and a knack for keeping viewers engaged in a short time will be a si...

German to English Translator for translation. We can pay 0.01 USD per english word

I require a professional in SEO to enhance my website's visibility and overall performance. The main focus will be on on-page and off-page optimization, as well as conducting comprehensive keyword research and analysis. Key responsibilities: - Implement on-page and off-page optimization strategies to...optimization strategies to improve search engine rankings and increase website traffic. - Conduct in-depth keyword research to identify high-traffic, relevant terms. - Analyze and refine existing content to align with SEO best practices and maximize visibility. The urgency of the project requires the selected freelancer to be highly experienced, proactive, and capable of delivering results within a short timeframe. Previous success in boosting online sales through SEO is a defi...

I am in immediate need of a proficient UI/UX designer to help out our current fresher designer. We are looking for someone with experience in CRM designs. To meet my demands: 1. **Deep experience and skills in UI/UX Designing** is needed - compound w...creative eye for design, and an understanding of user engagement preferences. 2. **Superb with Figma** - having solid knowledge in Figma will be an added requiredto create visually appealing interfaces. 3. **Problem-solving skills** - a knack for understanding bottlenecks and creating suitable design solutions for UI/UX problems. 4. At least 3 years of design experience required. 5. Fluency in English is required. We need someone that can work about 20 hours per week available at least bewteen 13-18 IST. We need someone that can s...

I'm searching for an experienced translator to help convert my English brochures to Simplified Chinese. The primary theme of these brochures is financial education, and the translated version needs to be professional and engaging, aimed at working professionals. Key Requirements: - Native Chinese speaker or equivalent proficiency - Proven experience in translating brochures content - Understanding of content writing - Ability to capture the nuances of the English text while ensuring a fluent and professional tone in Chinese Ideal Skills: - Translation - Content Creator - Chinese Language Proficiency - Brochure Design and Editing I'm looking forward to working with someone who is not only adept in translation but can also adapt the content to fit the target audien...

We are carrying out a fire network project and need to carry out the calculation in software such as SprinCalc, FireCAD, AutoSprink, Firegrid or similar. It is necessary to meet FM Global standards, this requires factor k160. The pavilion to be calculated is 4310m². We are short on this project, which is why we need to: - Calculation memory (generated by the software); - List of materials; - Isometrics generated by the software. We will provide the necessary information for anyone preparing the project. We need the project between 24 and 48 hours after closing the proposal. Attached are some data to better understand demand.

I'm looking for a talented writer with a solid grasp of English grammar for my small English major project. Key Requirements: - Research: I need you to carefully explore the topic and find relevant information to be included in the project. - Writing and Editing: The writing should be clear, concise and informative. The editing part here is crucial to ensure that the grammar is flawless. - Proofreading: I need you to meticulously proofread the content before finalizing the project. Experience in working with English major projects, particularly on grammar, would be an added advantage. The final output should be under 1000 words. I look forward to your help.

I need a skilled t-shirt designer who can deliver a unique design in a very short time frame. Key requirements: - Ability to produce high quality, eye-catching designs - Experience in t-shirt design and understanding of printing requirements - Capacity to work on an urgent project and meet tight deadlines Please provide examples of your work and your past projects with a focus on t-shirt designs, and the fastest time you can complete this project.

As an active content creator, I'm looking for an experienced video editor who c...Instagram reels. The average length of the videos to edit is less than one minute. There's no requirement for any specific video editing software. Whether you're comfortable with Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro, or iMovie, what matters most is the end result - high quality, engaging visuals that capture the spirit of my storytelling vlogs. Key skills and experience: • Experienced in editing short form video content for social media • Strong visual storytelling abilities • Creativity and an eye for detail • Ability to meet deadlines In summary, your role would involve producing high-quality, engaging edits of my vlog content, suitable for posting on various pl...

Freelance designer for Packaging: We are seeking an experienced creative designer for Product Packaging Work. Person with expertise and speciality in Kids product packaging, DIY packaging, Educational Product Packaging will be preferred. This is a short-term project with an estimated timeline of [1 Month]. Responsibilities: 1. Collaborate closely with a designated point of contact to understand brand guidelines, target audience, and product specifications. 2. Develop creative and brand-consistent packaging concepts for products. 3. Providing multiple options and time to time corrections based on feedback. 4. Ensure final packaging designs meet all functional requirements, including protection, storage, and ease of use. 5. Deliver final designs in print-ready file formats (e.g., A...

The company Metodo Toddler, company number 1 in Italy that sells English courses for Italians, is looking for a charismatic person to hold group lessons with more than 30 adults. Much better if you have experience in public speaking or experience in front of many people The candidate must necessarily KNOW ITALIAN, to communicate with the students and obviously have a HIGH LEVEL OF ENGLISH. Lessons are from 1 hour. If you think you are charismatic and can entertain more than 30 people to teach them English. We are waiting for you!

I'm looking for a professional web developer to create a website using Elementor for my donation organization. The site should be visually appealing and user-friendly, as we aim to encourage visitors to contribute to our cause. Key Requirements: - Site should be built using Elem...Proficient with Elementor, WordPress, and PayPal, VISA, Mastercard and other integration and ALL - Experience in designing and developing donation or e-commerce websites - Ability to deliver high-quality, responsive websites quickly The project is urgent and requires immediate attention, so I'm looking for a developer who can commit to the project and deliver the final product within a very short timeframe. Website 30% up and running need someone to FINISH it and make payment integrations

Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I am looking for an experienced editor who can transform stock videos and images into minute-long short films. This unique project demands an inventive individual with a knack for storytelling and a strong understanding of film rhythm and pace. We will provide the script. Key responsibilities: - Compiling stock footage and images into short films - Ensuring the final product aligns with my vision - Contributing to conceptualizing and enhancing narrative storytelling Essential Skills and Experience: - Proven experience with film editing - Proficiency in video editing for social media - IG Reels and YT Shorts - Knowledge of the rhythm and pacing in film - Experience in creating short films - Excellent communication skills No filming is required on your end, and scr...

I'm initiating a professional pickup truck rental service in Dubai, specifically tailored to suit the needs of moving companies. The main service I offer includes high-quality pickup trucks with professional drivers assigned, ensuring a smooth and efficient moving process. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Exceptional customer service skills - Experience in...efficient moving process. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Exceptional customer service skills - Experience in the moving or rental industry - Familiarity with Dubai and surrounding areas - Excellent driving and safety records. Key Project Features: - Reliable and well-maintained pickup trucks - Professional drivers provided - Specialized service for moving companies - Catering both short and long-...

PLEASE READ THIS As part of this application i would like a small reel created and sent to me prior to talking. I would like to see...Understood, you'll be using a minimalistic style to keep the reels clean, straightforward yet eye-catching. I'll take the reins on the textual content, providing you with all the specific copy for each reel. Keeping the brand tone consistent is key. Key Skills: - Strong video editing abilities - Solid understanding of the Instagram and Facebook platforms - Previous experience creating reels or short videos - Excellent attention to detail - Ability to incorporate text into videos in an impactful way. Prior experience in working with brand marketing will be beneficial. If you have past reel creations, please include these in your pro...

I am in need of a content writer who is able to generate engaging blog posts and website content. The content will be primarily focused on technology, but there may be some additional topics in the future. Key requirements: - Proficiency in writing blog posts and website content - Ability to create engaging and informative content - Knowledge or interest in the technology fiel...content. The content will be primarily focused on technology, but there may be some additional topics in the future. Key requirements: - Proficiency in writing blog posts and website content - Ability to create engaging and informative content - Knowledge or interest in the technology field would be a plus I am looking for someone who can start immediately and deliver high-quality content within a short t...

PLEASE READ THIS As part of this application i would like a small reel created and sent to me prior to talking. I would like to see...Understood, you'll be using a minimalistic style to keep the reels clean, straightforward yet eye-catching. I'll take the reins on the textual content, providing you with all the specific copy for each reel. Keeping the brand tone consistent is key. Key Skills: - Strong video editing abilities - Solid understanding of the Instagram and Facebook platforms - Previous experience creating reels or short videos - Excellent attention to detail - Ability to incorporate text into videos in an impactful way. Prior experience in working with brand marketing will be beneficial. If you have past reel creations, please include these in your pro...

I'm looking for an animator to create a short, realistic animation video of a tooth fairy. The video will be projected onto a window, similar to how virtual Santa is displayed. The specifics of the project are as follows: - Duration: Less than 1 minute - Animation Style: Realistic - Interactions: The tooth fairy should interact with stars or other magical elements The ideal candidate for this project should have experience in creating short, engaging animations, particularly in a realistic style. Proficiency in incorporating magical elements and interactions into the animation will be a plus. A strong portfolio demonstrating similar work will be highly regarded.

I'm in need of a skilled 2D animator who can create a short, engaging cartoon-style animation. The purpose of this animation is to be used in educational material. Key Requirements: - Experience: Ideal candidates should have a strong background in 2D animation, particularly in the cartoon style. - Creativity: Ability to translate educational concepts into engaging, visually appealing animations. - Efficiency: The animation should be concise and completed within a tight timeframe. This project is for a short, less than one-minute animation. The ideal freelancer will be able to bring the educational content to life through a creative and visually appealing cartoon animation.

I am looking for an experienced writer with a sound understanding of TikTok and marketing tactics to pen a comprehensive book. The book will serve as a guide for individuals aiming to utilize TikTok for their marketing endeavors. The ideal candidate will: - Have an in-depth knowledge of TikTok and its features. - Be familiar with the best practices for content creation on TikTok. - Understand effective TikTok advertising strategies. - Be proficient in interpreting and utilizing TikTok analytics and measurements for optimum results. - Produce an engaging and easy-to-follow guide suitable for a versatile audience from small business owners to social media influencers. No specific writing samples have been requested for this project; however, showcasing your understanding of TikTok'...

I am eagerly seeking an experienced professional translator who can proficiently translate content from English to Russian. This project aims to expand our reach to Russian-speaking markets, thereby increasing our sales. Key Responsibilities: - Translate content while maintaining its original meaning and format - Ensure the translation is free of any errors and inconsistencies - Respect the deadline for completion of translations Ideal Candidate Should Have: - Proficiency in English and Russian languages - Knowledge of industry-specific terminologies - Previous experience in translation services - Exceptional attention to detail By assisting with this project, you can contribute to enhancing the customer experience of our Russian-speaking audience and help us reach our go...

USA-English Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native USA English speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 270 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 15$ for 270 short sentences record. 3. It will take time to finished only 15-20 minutes. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I am seeking an experienced web designer who can expertly construct an e-commerce website as swiftly as possible. While I hesitated to choose a particular e-commerce pl...While I hesitated to choose a particular e-commerce platform, I am open to recommendations if they can demonstrably facilitate the project's rapid completion. Ideal skills and experience for this project would include: - Strong understanding and expertise with various e-commerce platforms, such as Shopify, Magento, or WooCommerce. - Previous experience in building e-commerce websites within a short time frame. - Good at understanding client requirements quickly and delivering accordingly. Respond promptly if you believe this project aligns with your skills and can be finished at the earliest. Time is of th...

In need of a talented translator to convert 500-1000 words of written English content into German. The perfect candidate has excellent reading comprehension in English, coupled with superb writing skills in German. Strong attention-to-detail and familiarity with cultural variations will be important in translating the subtle nuances of the text. Skills & Experience: * Native or near-native fluency in German * Proficient reading skills in English * Prior experience with translation * Eye for detail and context sensitivity * Quick turnaround time

I need an experienced animator to make some small edits to a short animation. The changes required include: - Change to our existing logo and branding - Alternations to a small part of the explanation

I need assistance with my English assignment. The task is focused on essay writing, specifically pertaining to a topic in literature. Required Skills and Experience: - Solid background in English literature - Excellent essay writing abilities - Able to analyse and interpret literature effectively Objectives: - Develop a well-structured, coherent essay on the given literature topic - Maintain excellent grammar, punctuation, and language articulation throughout - Deliver a high-quality essay that demonstrates a deep understanding of the literature topic. Please bid if you possess the necessary skills and are ready to begin immediately.

I need a word document translated from English to Russian as soon as possible. The file has 800 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. I would also need an excel sheet prepared, with source texts in column A and translation column B. Need this to be done within 5-6 hours of awarding the project. Bid only if you are available to do it now. Price: 12 CAD fixed. Deadline: 5-6 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!

I'm looking for a virtual assistant who can help me in creating Travel content...who can help me in creating Travel content for my Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok profiles. The ideal candidate will possess the following skills and qualities: - Proficient with Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok - Excellent copywriting skills for creating engaging text-based posts - Experience in graphic design for creating visually appealing content - Proficiency in video editing for creating short, engaging video content The content creation needs to be done on a daily basis, so the candidate needs to be able to manage their time effectively and work efficiently. If you have a good understanding of social media trends and can help me grow my social media presence, then you are the right fit fo...

I have an audio file that lasts less than an hour. The audio is of high quality with little to no background noise, making it an easy task to transcribe. I need this to be completed urgently within 24 - 48 hours. Ideal Candidate: - Experience in transcription work - Fast and accurate typing skills - Ability to deliver high-quality results under tight deadlines. The files would need to be laid out in chapters.

I need a website developer To ( CREATE ) Wordpress theme. For ( SHORT CUT LINK ) - custume theme NOT UES ELEMENTOR PLUGIN Key requirements include: - A clean and minimalist design while incorporating some elegant elements to ensure a sophisticated look. - A functional theme that is optimized for blogging purposes, with an emphasis on readability and user-friendliness. - Compatibility with essential WordPress plugins for blogging, such as SEO optimization and social media integration. In terms of experience, I am looking for a WordPress developer who has: - Proven experience in creating WordPress themes, particularly for blogging purposes. - A good understanding of user experience and readability principles. - Familiarity with SEO optimization and social media integration within ...