Catch Phrases Jobs

I own and operate a law firm that specializes in protecting people from driving related charges. I would like to design a car documents holder, like the one in the photo attached, with a catchy slogan on it so that people actually want to use it. My idea is that when they get pulled over by a police officer and the officer demands these documents, they hand over the folder with the catchy slogan so the police officer sees it. An example may be something like, "Think twice before giving this person a ticket -Bauer Legal" Obviously, my creativity is not my greatest skill, but that's the general idea. I am looking for a funny, catchy, dynamic statement. Thank you for your consideration

We are looking for a freelancer who can help us write our mission and vision statement. We need someone who has done such project with a company earlier preferably in the medical industry.

WE ARE A HUNTING DOG SUPPLY STORE, SUPPLYING DOG BOXES, TRACKING DEVICES, KEVLAR VESTS, COLLARS, TRAINING SCENTS, DUMMY LAUNCHERS, DOG FOOD, DOG BLINDS, DECOYS, CAP LIGHTS, TRAPPING SUPPLIES AND MORE. OUR GOAL IS TO HELP TRAIN AND KEEP DOGS SAFE. WE ARE NOT A ONE STOP SHOP YET. PEOPLE TAKE HUNTING WITH DOGS SERIOUSLY AROUND HERE. WE CATER TO BLOOD TRAILING, DEER, DUCK, COON, RABBIT, BIRD, AND HOG DOGS.