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Get drunk and write a club/bar review!!

Hello!

Swank Report needs you to get drunk! (what?)

It's true, what we need is a club or bar review in your local area. The catch is, that you need to do the review while drunk, and at the club.

So we expect typos, rambling, and all the fun stuff that comes with drunk texting. We believe that alcohol is nature's truth serum so we want to utilize that.

Write about whatever is happening in the club, what you're thinking, etc. It doesn't even have to make that much sense. We don't care. We want something entertaining to read. And at the bottom, on your way home or when you arrive home just give it a total score. Atmosphere, crowd, music, price, location, total, etc.

Thanks for your interest!

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