Creative writing of 50 casual encounter ads

I need 50 creative classified ads of women searching a casual encounter with men. Each should be 100-130 words long and seperated into paragraphs. Each ad must be COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and use no names or hair color or ethnic descriptions, and should be very realistic and intriguing. You'll need to be creative when writing these ads. Things to think about while writing these ads: 1. You are a very naughty girl. Do not mention any hair color or specific ethnicity. these should be able to be used with any type of girl 2. You are looking for an NSA (no strings attached) encounter with a MALE 3. A little about yourself (likes or dislikes) 4. What you are looking for in your match. (could be stamina, could be roughness, etc) 5. Tell a story, like the reason you are posting an ad in the personals (maybe you broke up with your bf, maybe youre tired of the bar scene, maybe your fantasy is hooking up with a stranger) 6. Each ad will have a title of 5-10 words. Each title will be on a seperate line, double spaced. Each title must be COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and use no names or hair color. You'll need to be creative when writing these titles. 7. go wild with your imagination! *** ONLY PERFECT ENGLISH - COMMON USED WORDS ACCEPTED *** It doesn't have to seem a literal translation from another language! I will send real examples of good ads to bidders that I will be interested in so that you can have an exact idea of what is needed. I will pay around $1-2 per ad.