What makes me the ideal candidate for this job? I am only superficially nice.
Okay you know those tear-open cardboard book packages you get from Amazon? When if you tear open that package to soak yourself, your desk, the cat? Too cruel? Add some totally safe staining food dye to really, really wreck your day. But seriously, I use an electric letter opener? Oh well, we could use de-ionised water.
What does it take:
1. carboard package of similar design to Amazon (other legendary tribes of warrior women are available).
2. Polythene (sandwich type) bag
3. (De-ionized) clean water
4. Food dye?
5. Heat-sealer for bag
and the clever bit:
6. Book shaped (silicone) mold
7. Freezer
8. Strong latex glue
Pour (coloured) water into mold - freeze it into a "book".
Place in book in bag and CAREFULLY heat seal the bag.
Coat frozen, bagged book with glue and place into cardboard pack ensuring all sides are stuck to the inside of package. Ensure tear-open strip is stuck to book.
Leave to defrost for 24 hrs before despatch.