Help me write something

Hi I'm having a showcase in LA , beginning of November and am stuck on writing a 60-90 second monologue for myself, I'm 23, outgoing eccentric, silly most the time laugh at myself to much, haha ,also i was thinking of a script idea when I was a mall cop and ran into a pole when I was trying to look cool in front of a pretty girl, and ultimately got the girl. So I'm outside on the parking lot doing my patrol and I get called to help a customer in the mall , walking quickly like I always do , and just focused on her , i veered off so drastically, i ran straight into a pole, my sunglasses broken walky talky on the floor, first reaction is to make sure no one saw , and of course EVERYONE saw , even her! Was so embarrassed i went to my security office seeking comfort, when I notice fellow workers, staring at the camera monitors, laughing hysterically, right then and there I looked and it was my face running into that pole! If you have any other good ideas for a funny first impression for a showcase in front of big player agents, please let me know!