Teach me Magento on Zoom

Teach me Magento on Zoom, every week for 2 hours for the next 4 months. Back-end, Front-end, etc. I'm an experienced coder, and quick learner. For example: • You charge $50/hour. That's $1600 for the project. • You charge $75/hour. That's $2400 for the project. • You charge $100/hour. That's $3200 for the project. I'm looking for someone who really knows their stuff - if you don't know your stuff forget about applying. I'll know. :-) Magento certified is preferable (must have certificate on [login to view URL]). You must have excellent English skills and be able to explain in-depth concepts with ease. This is on Zoom so you need a good computer to share your screen (I've had sitiuations where the presenter's computer was overheating, etc). My time zone is New York -5 UTC (Eastern Time Zone). You should be awake during business hours 9-5 EST. It's better if you are not half asleep. :-)