68709 URGENT PHP SKILLs TEST PROJECT

IF YOU HAVE: Pay-per-hour internet access Junior level or NO Php/MySql skills Feel unconfortable with somebody's"spagetti code" Time to make work only btwn girlfriend and beer Too many projects at the same time No ability to work btwn 7AM and 9PM Pacific St. Time Pay-per-click attitude Inability to work under preasure until work is done Idea that your client is idiot or cash-cow No ability to catch things on the fly Prefer $5-30 code'N'run projects with clients who don't understand what they are paying for THIS PROJECT IS NOT FOR YOU!!! PLEASE DO NOT BID. I wish to test your skills and attitude before I will give you larger project. I am sick of so-called "programmers", who bid on every project and then dissapear when they were selected. Unlike some other people I don't want you to make free work for me as test assignment. I want you to prove that you are capable to accomplish larger size assignment. Here is what I would like you to do. I will give you the assignment with the existing PHP/MySQL screen and DB and will ask you to redesign certain screens and tables. I will walk you through the system, will provide you FTP access and other required details. I will stay with you online and will give you detailed instructions. Estimated amount of work: 5-8 screens to be reformated. A few tables might need changes. Estimated time to do this work: 4-8 hours depence on your ability to catch instructions, adopt and change existing code. I do not promise easy assignment. I wish to see your codding skills, ability to catch on the fly, ability to work under preasure, ability to adopt somebody's code. If you will demonstrate expected skills I will ofer you larger project or chain of projects. I am available immediately. Urgent means urgent. Bid and contact me right now and wait for my respond. This is 6:30 PM and I will be available till 9:00 PM. Then I will be back at 7AM tomorrow. No personal information required.