Everyone has a strength, and mine isn't chastity or patience, or any virtue; actually. It's humor. I am a person of thought, which means I find comedy in everything. Life isn't short (if you live past 40), and it's not tough (you obviously have internet access, so I assume you have food), life is funny; and I love to write about it. I'm also decent with drama, as everything has its polarity, which is more likeminded than its opposite.
I am also experienced with voice over work. Most of my clients make explainer or training videos. Some of my previous clients include Intuit (Turbo Tax), LearnUp (FedEx and Big Box Stores), and Featherbrook, Inc (CrewRevu, Creep Squash). I have a complete studio and can provide demos upon request.
As a bonus, I have super proof reading and editing skills. I'm well versed in AP Stylebook writing, and a stickler for grammar.