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I'm looking for a talented video editor who can help me create engaging, creative, cinematic-style content for a new YouTube/ video podcast channel. Think "Side projects" style - With a bit of "drunk history" creative / fun / old school animations For the right person this could be a great growth opportunity. Key Requirements: - You should be proficient in editing software like Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro or Sony Vegas Pro. - I'm particularly interested in seeing examples of your past work. Please include links to your previous videos in your application so I can get a sense of your editing style. - Experience in creating cinematic content is highly preferred. If you've got a passion for video editing and think you can help take

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Jakarta - Police are still investigating the case of an Xpander driver with the initials JS (42) who was drunk and crashed into a Porsche until it was wrecked in a showroom in the PIK 2 area, Teluk Naga, Tangerang City. Police said the total loss due to the incident reached IDR 5.7 billion. "The loss is approximately IDR 5.7 billion, the total (loss) according to the manager," said Teluk Naga Police Chief AKP Wahyu Hidayat when contacted, Sunday (17/3/2024). To the police, the Xpander driver admitted that he was ready to compensate for all the losses. Meanwhile, the victim asked for the legal process to continue.

"Three Smashed Crabs." **Core Attributes:** - playfulness. - smashed as in happily drunk, not smashed with a hammer - Clarity is key. - The logo should be versatile enough to be used across various platforms and materials including online spaces like our website and social media profiles, as well as print materials like business cards and flyers, and even on merchandise like apparel and mugs.

...ensure client retention, build long-lasting relationships with your clients, to delegate & hold your team accountable for executing quality work that produces positive results for your client. Our company does our best to choose clients who embody our own core values to make it even more enjoyable for you, as an Account Manager to work with our clients: *Likeability *Efficiencyholics (yes, we’re drunk on efficiency :)) *Continuous Self-Improvement *Always Be Helping Others *Pioneering ??? KEY ACCOUNTABILITIES: *Continuously build strong client relationships to build new opportunities and drive new referral prospects. *Be aware of client stats and metrics to ensure we are producing positive results for each client throughout the entirety of their campaign. *Lead proj...

...dragged her out of bed by her hair and started kicking and punching her. He was quite loud and the fighting woke up the children. The 8 year old Tara was crying and the 12 year old Frank tried to stop Charlie from hurting Karen any further. When Frank stepped in Charlie hit him by mistake and gave him a black eye. Charlie immediately stopped fighting, started crying and apologizing for being so drunk and mean and vowed never to do it again. Karen kept Frank home from school the next few days, but sent the two girls. When Frank’s teacher (Mrs Cook) noticed Kristine in the hallway she asked if Frank was ok because he had missed several days of classes. Kristine told the teacher what had happened. Mrs Cook was a mandated reporter and called the Department of Children and Famil...

Hello, I'm looking for someone to brush out a portion of an image from my nieces wedding photo booth. Specifically, I need to remove a sign that says DRUNK from the image. The edited photo will be for personal use. I don't require any additional editing, such as color correction or cropping, beyond the object removal. If you have experience in Photoshop and will do this small job, let me know.

I'm looking for someone that can create a cartoon image as the cover for a single that will be released in the near future. I created an image that has the right feel using a still from an old Tex Avery cartoon (image attached), I'm looking for something very similar, but different enough that it doesn't bother the copyright people. (The light b...that has the right feel using a still from an old Tex Avery cartoon (image attached), I'm looking for something very similar, but different enough that it doesn't bother the copyright people. (The light blue background, the wolf at the table facing left, with the object of his love out of sight) all elements I'd like to keep). We're going for lovesick and enamoured with a bit of charm, rather than drunk a...

recreate this logo attached in a vector format. 3ft x 10ft banner Our slogan “win or lose, we booze” Colors I guess you could incorporate all cupmatch colors in it. Pantone 294c Pantone 551c Pantone 186c Was looking to maybe get like a “drunk” person posted up on either side of the word “Stump’d”

CONTEST! Flier design for a National Night Out community event ***************DISCLAIMER*************** Do not reach out to or try to contact event organizer. Theme: National Night Out Target Audience: All Ages Design Preferences: red white and blue colors, all necessary details will be provided Skills/Experience: - Graphic design ...and marketing - Knowledge of effective color schemes and typography - Creative and innovative design approach Some Details to Include on the Flier -The event is Tuesday August 1st from 6-9 PM at Washington Lake Park -It is our largest community outreach event of the year. -Everything is Free. -Touch A truck -petting zoo -pony rides -free BBQ -Hot Air Balloon rides -Bounce Houses and slides -Drunk Driving Goggle golf cart simulator -vendors ...

...and graphics We look forward to seeing your portfolios and discussing further details about the project. Thank you for your interest in our cause. Info for the Flyer: The Empowering Justice Charitable Foundation Presents Event Name: THE STELLAR BALL & Silent Auction An Elegant Evening of Jazz and Justice (tagline) **Please note that Justice is a person we are honoring who lost her life to a drunk driver at a very young age. This event will honor her by sharing her poetry throughout along with art and jazz music. Date; Saturday, November 4, 2023 When: 6:00 pm Pre-Event and Silent Auction 7:00 pm Ball & Entertainment Where: R2i2 763 Fashion Drive, Columbia SC More Info: Get your tickets today! $75 DJ Shejay TO (logo attached) Live Music by Terran...

The program have two main buttons. The first button i...weight. The user need to input their gender, age, height and weight and then they can get their basal metabolism rate. P.S. : Men = 88.362 + (13.397 x weight in kg) + (4.799 x height in cm) – (5.677 x age in years) Women = 447.593 + (9.247 x weight in kg) + (3.098 x height in cm) – (4.330 x age in years) The second button has two functions. The first function is to calculate the amount of water drunk per day. P.S. : Daily water requirement = wright in kg x 40 in ml and the second function is a simple 2D water cup that represent your water intake. Each time the user enters the amount of water he drinks, the glass is filled with an equal percentage of water. I upload two pictures that are examples of what the wa...

Hi there, I am looking for an experienced designer to create a logo for my new business. Primarily, I'm looking for a combination of both graphic and text/typography elements to be ...experienced designer to create a logo for my new business. Primarily, I'm looking for a combination of both graphic and text/typography elements to be included in the logo design. I am open to the designer's suggestion in terms of colors and styles, so creativity is highly appreciated. I envision the logo size to be large since I plan to use it in other brand collaterals. The business is going to be a Drunk Racing League that will be done one computer racing simulators! I want it to be called DRacing. If you feel that you have the necessary expertise to handle this project effectively, I...

NAME: My Drunk Uncle (imagery or words) (Possible spilled bottle of alcohol included , but not required) I am looking for a logo for my new sports bar / lounge. I would like to have this delivered via detailed description, and preferably with a size of medium (under 2000px) or large (over 2000px). As for the font I do not have any particular preference. The logo should perfectly reflect the theme of my new establishment - that of a trendy sports bar / lounge. I want it to be eye-catching and professional so that it stands out and attracts the attention of my customers. It should also convey the fun and lively ambience of the bar. I am open to suggestions, and look forward to seeing what ideas the designer has in store for me. Thank you for taking the time to read this project...

I am starting a skincare brand and I need a visual identity for it. Initially we would have only one product for a fair price. Not cheap, but definitely not expensive. The product is a daily use face hydrating cream with vitamin C. The idea is to seek a young and modern public based in Brazil. The brand/product is for everyone, is human, is natural. Some References: - Drunk Elephant - Sallve - Monday Muse

Hi, I'm in need of a chauffeur to take three people on a tour around The Mornington Peninsula on Thursday 4 May. I need someone with ...railway station about 9.30am, drive to a few selected spots (4 maybe 5 wineries, Arthur's seat) and return us to Frankston railway station about 4.30pm. Google maps gives the distance as <100km and <2 hours actual drive time. I require the driver to stay with me for the duration of the journey and provide an enjoyable, safe, and efficient experience for everyone involved. We don't intend to get drunk but we (two oldies) want to introduce a youngie to the pleasures of wine and good food. As long as you stick around we don't care what you do in the time we're not in the car. If you think you have the skills and experienc...

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to develop a cool design for a t-shirt with the slogan "beer is better DRUNK!". While no color scheme was chosen, I am open to any option that looks great and will catch the attention of onlookers.

We are looking for an eye-catching logo design for a fun, new bar tee shirt brand called Last Drunk Standing, Use you imagination and creativity when it comes to it being done in all text, or text and graphics of images of what someone might see in a bar setting, your choice of font style and font colors. If you can create your own graphics, that will be best. Don't bother submitting entries that contain clip art. This is a guaranteed contest. It will require final files after the contest ends that include a pdf, jpg, png, vector, and a mockup on a tee shirt.

I have a JPG file (1.09 MB) of me with two of my cousins. One of them was killed by a drunk driver a few weeks ago so I'm trying to clean up this photo for me and my other cousin. It needs a man's head behind my late cousin's head removed and then some slight colour correction. Look forward to hearing about who can help me with this and what the cost will be! Thanks so much! kelly

I was in a car accident, hit by a drunk driver. Needed a spinal fusion surgery. If possible please trace my full spine (the X-ray photo), keep the hardware in there too and make it beautiful with some flowers/ colors similar but not exactly the same as the example photo :) I am open to other ideas as well such as black and white tracings that I could add color to myself.

...deaths and 4,39,000 injuries. These statistics paint a worrying picture of the state of road safety in the country. There are several factors that contribute to the high rate of vehicle accidents in India. One of the major reasons is the lack of adherence to traffic rules and regulations. Many drivers on the road do not follow basic traffic rules, such as wearing seatbelts or helmets, speeding, and drunk driving. The attitude of drivers towards road safety needs to change, and strict enforcement of traffic rules is necessary to curb this problem. Another factor that leads to road accidents is the poor condition of roads. Many of the roads in India are in a state of disrepair, with potholes, uneven surfaces, and inadequate lighting. This makes it difficult for drivers to navigat...

...asking if he can drive her to her moms. He says he has no gas or money . There will be bubbles with words coming from their mouth like a comic strip. A truck outside with no gas or money for gas but a case of beer set directly above the gas tank of the truck. Coors light . It’s an overall dark sad undertone. Dad is drunk. A light haired little boy in the distance to the left of the page as the picture gets darker. He is , near an rv, sitting aimlessly on a still bike saying dad is drunk again. The earth is dirt and trees here and there. Land for miles, but old trucks and scrap in the distance . I can send real life photos if needed but I would have to return to the places to take them. The second sketch is also a real place. A home wooden home with a roof that pee...

A web application that assists international students in making friends with similar interests and finding housing during their initial stages of arrival in the States. Allows residents to list their properties for rent or sale, such as houses, cars, and electronic appliances. It also has a cool feature called "Ride Safe," which allows you to carpool with friends and helps drunk students find others who can safely drive them home.

About Bar Will Bee: Looking for a logo a digital Bee with Long hair, one flying and one standing with a beer. If he is happy or looks drunk that works. Digital no need for lots of colors. To be used in the Bar, business cards and website Project Description: As,mentioned before a digital Bee with Long hair simple design not over fancy so it might be possible to do in Neon lights for Website, business card and signage use.

...for individual) The main objective of the project is to provide a number of recommendations on how to reduce the number of accidents on toll roads. To do this, first you need to identify the following data: 1. Conditions that increase the risk of accidents 2. Top 10 states where accidents happen the most 3. Average number of accidents that occur every hour 4. Percentage of accidents caused by drunk drivers 5. Percentage of accidents in rural and urban areas 6. Number of accidents by day You are free to analyze other parameters and make new correlations (please use SQL and google spreadsheet), and open the access Action plan Step #1: Create analytical objectives based on the objectives Step #2: Study the data and understand the information you get Step #3: Determine what data...

I’d like a digital illustration of Batman, robin, and catwoman walking down a street in the city of Split, Croatia. They should be drunk and laughing. Just black and white is fine.

Looking for a react and planetscale coder to build me a simple app to manage the wine i have in my "wine celler". Currently I use Excell but require a web-app that can run on my phone and PC. Suggest to use the excell headers as fields. When complete I need to be able to create new entries, edit, entries, mark them as cosumed (or drunk!) I would further like to be able to search the database for the bottle number (currenty approx 500 bottles in collection) wine name or winefarm or grape varietal etc, etc. The app should have 3 views. List view (This will be similar to excell) , detail view- where if you drill down into a wine it shows all the details of that wine ( from detail view should have edit mode if want to make any changes etc) and lastly admin view where I can ...

Dear Groups We are drunk dreamrz a Group of dreamers in IT and NFT world We want to launch our nft collection and are in search of quality computer graphic designers, illustrators, 2d artists and digital painters, designers. Salary-profit income, based on the percentage-10 percent of the total amount for the design part Qualifications- we need group of digital artists -to be dreamers, to be able to paint digitally van Gogh style, for collaboration please send your portfolio. Again ,read, project is payed based on the total income, by percentage not fixed, if not clear do not accept the invitation

...for 5 years. After the war, transport networks were disrupted, so she had to find another way to get home. A solution presented itself: an entrepreneur had bought a decommissioned minesweeper, a small warship notably unstable in a seaway. She gathered a few others in her situation (she was 72 years old....) and they set off for Cape Town. A day out to sea, they realised that the 'captain' was a drunk, who knew little of navigation, and the ship was rotten. They limped to Freetown, Sierra Leone, whereupon the skipper absconded with most of the cash! After a conference, these indomitable ladies decided they must carry on, and learn to run the ship as they went. They made it to CT, where they took ship to Australia. A great, trus story which could make a fabulous film - i...

...for 5 years. After the war, transport networks were disrupted, so she had to find another way to get home. A solution presented itself: an entrepreneur had bought a decommissioned minesweeper, a small warship notably unstable in a seaway. She gathered a few others in her situation (she was 72 years old....) and they set off for Cape Town. A day out to sea, they realised that the 'captain' was a drunk, who knew little of navigation, and the ship was rotten. They limped to Freetown, Sierra Leone, whereupon the skipper absconded with most of the cash! After a conference, these indomitable ladies decided they must carry on, and learn to run the ship as they went. They made it to CT, where they took ship to Australia. A great, trus story which could make a fabulous film - in...

...for 5 years. After the war, transport networks were disrupted, so she had to find another way to get home. A solution presented itself: an entrepreneur had bought a decommissioned minesweeper, a small warship notably unstable in a seaway. She gathered a few others in her situation (she was 72 years old....) and they set off for Cape Town. A day out to sea, they realised that the 'captain' was a drunk, who knew little of navigation, and the ship was rotten. They limped to Freetown, Sierra Leone, whereupon the skipper absconded with most of the cash! After a conference, these indomitable ladies decided they must carry on, and learn to run the ship as they went. They made it to CT, where they took ship to Australia. A great, trus story which could make a fabulous film - i...

...for 5 years. After the war, transport networks were disrupted, so she had to find another way to get home. A solution presented itself: an entrepreneur had bought a decommissioned minesweeper, a small warship notably unstable in a seaway. She gathered a few others in her situation (she was 72 years old....) and they set off for Cape Town. A day out to sea, they realised that the 'captain' was a drunk, who knew little of navigation, and the ship was rotten. They limped to Freetown, Sierra Leone, whereupon the skipper absconded with most of the cash! After a conference, these indomitable ladies decided they must carry on, and learn to run the ship as they went. They made it to CT, where they took ship to Australia. A great, trus story which could make a fabulous film - i...

I am making Tshirts for a bachelor party. Problem is the image on the shirt is already very purple and blends in with the purple shirt. Can anyone change the shirt color of the drunk guy to a yellow so it pops?

This project is about Steps To Take After Being Hit By A Drunk Driver.

Looking for a label design for a Gin that i am going to produce. Elegant, yet distinctive that people will remember the bottle. I have the bottle shape confirmed as per attached. I have yet to come up wit...shape confirmed as per attached. I have yet to come up with a name but i will be dedicating a porton of the profits to support children from South Africa Cape Town’s most underserved communities. My gin flavour profile will be aromatic and floral, complex, yet refreshing and more-ish with a lingering finish after the gin is drunk, aromatics lingering in the glass and on the palate. Smooth to even drink on its own without tonic water. Most likely the name would be "Floreo" which means blossom, thrive in Latin : )

...partner with the Canadian government to commercialize this product and make it a wearable accessory, so that people can see the reality in front of them when they are drunk and realize that their future action can determine their life or the lives of others. This is a company that has invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in less than two months, this is a company that the government is 100% soliciting. This is a company that will be touring North America in a few months. The company is called "Serlista", which means "Being smart" in Spanish. Being smart means calculating your blood alcohol level before driving, because driving drunk to an illegal point is endangering the world and yourself. So we need a logo that emphasizes the usefulness of th...

...portfolio of trusted suppliers and brand partnerships means it is able to push the boundaries and come up with new and innovative ideas, to allow brands to raise awareness and stand out.   Some of the agency’s most notable projects to date include a beauty launch for Dior, an exclusive dinner for Louboutin in Paris, a lunch for Chanel, the international launch of Clé de Peau Beauté in London, Drunk ElEphant pop-up stores in Singapore, Australia, New York and London. They also have organized numerous trips for Laura Mercier in Courchevel, Saint-Tropez and Paris, and have been designing fair stands for Frieze Art Fair for brands such as Ruinart and Matches Fashion....

I have 1 article, M...space. Must include the requirements listed on pages 3 and 4 of the attached file. Social Examples: Should there be Gun Control in the USA (no) Should children be allowed to have social media accounts (yes or no) Do online networks promote stalking? (yes) Should the US Miltary be paid more (yes) Should the Federal Government Raise the Minimum Wage to $15 per hour? (either yes or no) Are drunk drivers punished appropriately? (no) Are (insert type of criminal) punished appropriately? (no) Should wealthy people pay more taxes? (yes or no) Light-hearted examples: What animal makes the best pet? Are professional athletes paid too much? What is the best superpower to have? Are comedies better than action movies? Should people be allowed to duplicate t...

I will sculpt your drunk monkey monk mini!

I'm wanting to find an animator who can work with me, to create a unique stick man character. I want to draw him in hundreds if not thousands of different situations but he has to be recognisable every time . I want to show all moods happy, sad, thinking, angry, worried, drunk etc and in all situations like skiing, rock climbing, football, sunbathing, in the snow throwing snow balls, running, driving, swimming etc basically doing everything The main thing is to create a character who can be recognisable no matter what hes doing After being paid for each one i want to own the Intellectual property of each drawing because Im going to use them in my websites I thought of something easy like matchstick people but if you have a character who is unique then show me Ive upl...

...nz gangs) Classic gandalf beard with maybe a nug or J lost in the hair Eye of Sauron chain round neck (gold chain) Horsey driving Square box of Horse driving a car facing forward (inside the car) Viewpoint looking from front windshield to back windshield within the car red and blue lights or cop car through back windshield (as if you can see him getting pulled over) Looks a bit spaced out/drunk Empties in the car, (green bottles) Car interior is run down Skunky monkey Monkey under 2 banana trees Stoney monkey smoking an unbelievably big joint Lighting the cone with a lighter with his tail (wrapped around the lighter) He is on an isolated island that in tiny as fuck with the whole land being taken up by him and the two trees Small design of monkey on island on front T...

...nz gangs) Classic gandalf beard with maybe a nug or J lost in the hair Eye of Sauron chain round neck (gold chain) Horsey driving Square box of Horse driving a car facing forward (inside the car) Viewpoint looking from front windshield to back windshield within the car red and blue lights or cop car through back windshield (as if you can see him getting pulled over) Looks a bit spaced out/drunk Empties in the car, (green bottles) Car interior is run down Skunky monkey Monkey under 2 banana trees Stoney monkey smoking an unbelievably big joint Lighting the cone with a lighter with his tail (wrapped around the lighter) He is on an isolated island that in tiny as fuck with the whole land being taken up by him and the two trees Small design of monkey on island on front T...

...nz gangs) Classic gandalf beard with maybe a nug or J lost in the hair Eye of Sauron chain round neck (gold chain) Horsey driving Square box of Horse driving a car facing forward (inside the car) Viewpoint looking from front windshield to back windshield within the car red and blue lights or cop car through back windshield (as if you can see him getting pulled over) Looks a bit spaced out/drunk Empties in the car, (green bottles) Car interior is run down Skunky monkey Monkey under 2 banana trees Stoney monkey smoking an unbelievably big joint Lighting the cone with a lighter with his tail (wrapped around the lighter) He is on an isolated island that in tiny as fuck with the whole land being taken up by him and the two trees Small design of monkey on island on front T...

I have a bar that is reopening and I need a poster made for it. I would like the photo of this guy created into a cartoon version, and have him walking with the alley cat both drunk, with a bintang beer in their hand. I'd like this similar looking to a Disney cartoon, but keep the alley cat the same style as the original logo. I'll need Ally Cats grand Re-opening Party + Correy's Birthday Bash Written at the top And I'll need 20k Beer 10k Shots 15k Double Doubles ( or 12 for 150k ) Girls Drink Free from 8pm - 9pm ( DM alleycats_bali to get put on the list ) I want the poster to be pretty pain with not alot going on in the background. I have uploaded a bunch of photos for you guys to work with.

Drunk Lyrics App I’m trying to get a mobile game app created called Drunk Lyrics. The game will come as an AR effect filter that shows a card with a word pinned over the forehead with a timer on the corner of it. People are expected to sing a song that includes the word they get on the card. They will be able to have 3 options with the timer which will be no timer, 5 seconds, and 30 seconds. I also want them to have options to choose what deck they want to play with. I want to have the ability to add decks on the app. I want this app for iOS and android as well as published. In Purchase Drunk Lyrics App layout Free Deck - Filter will have 5 cards $2.99 Regular Deck - Filter will have 75 cards with a option to have a 5 or 30 second timer. Can share video or p...