Please consider my offer. :)
I really need job, so I started 7 days ago with Freelancer.com, and you would be my first employer, I'm ready to do this even for free, in return I would just ask you to leave a review. :)
So once again, please consider my bid, I'm kind, loyal, hard working professional, responsible and 100 % reliable.
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Best wishes!
Marko