Greetings!
Well, this is certainly an intriguing situation - I commend you on your ingenuity in throwing out the unique terms associated with this project! Like many of the other writers bidding here, I have done an extensive amount of ghostwriting over the past 20 years; in that time, I have also published under my own name, worked in a wide cross-section of genres, and done a lot of editing along the way.
I love creating fiction from an intriguing plot line, and am eager to read/learn more about your ideas for this book. I'm a stickler for proper grammar and spelling; I also enjoy creating riveting dialogue and exposition. In some of the fiction writing I've done, I have created some unique euphemisms and even snippets of original language (where E.T.s, paranormal characters, etc., have been involved)
If you would like to see some samples of my work, please respond with a private message which would give me a bit more of an idea of your concept; that way I could submit samples which would be most on target. I would also be happy to create up to 5 or 6 pages totally on spec, if you provide the genesis of the story line. I often do this for prospective clients, as I feel it is one of the best representations of whether I have the "write stuff" which you are seeking.
I am also open to doing whatever it would take to land a literary agent, publisher, and/or go the e-book route - I have experience creating effective book proposal packages as well as POD and e-book self-publishing. Knowing that I will get full writing credit is certainly that much more fuel for fodder in making sure publication is the end result :-)
Thanks for your time & consideration, and best wishes with your book! I would love to be the one to bring it to life for you.
Sincerely,
Cheryl E. Booth