Articles,Forums,Social Media,YouTube, Full Buzz Rollout!

We need someone who can do the following (delivering the project requirements on a steady rollout over a two week period starting approximately 3rd Sept 2010): 10 UNIQUE 500 word articles written in well composed, grammatically correct, clear to read/understand English. 150 Article submissions to different article sites. The articles will be at least 15 different articles being the 10 written, and rewrites of these - 20 versions would be better. 700 Forum/blog post submissions in different forums/blogs related to a set of keywords that we provide. 900 Social Bookmarks on the Top Social Bookmarking sites. 700 Directory submissions - to PR4+ sites. At least 100 PR7+ sites in total. 10 YouTube videos endorsing/promoting the site including link in first line of text in video description, and a positive promotional write up from a users perspective. If you have multiple user logins at YouTube you can count one comment you add on each video towards the 500 forum/blog posts. We will provide short text and website URL to submit to directories. We will provide keywords for use wherever possible. Upon completion of this project, we require that you provide a report with links to the forum posts, directory submissions, YouTube links, etc so that we can verify them. Only published links will be counted towards your project. Project must be done to the highest standard. Should we be satisfied with your delivery of this job we will outsource ongoing link/buzz building activities to you. Delivery of all project requirements MUST be done gradually over a 2 week period. Do not bid if you want to hit the button on a few “blaster” type programs and deliver everything in 1 day! All reports should also show the day/date of delivery of work. So - are you up for the challenge?? :) All welcome to bid - company, teams, individuals... :)