Hi,
Sense of humour definitely helps. But your profile pic is so serious, I'm scared to use mine. So let's jump into the thick of Raphael.
I understand what needs to be done. I also understand what is to be done to get what needs to be done, done. One confusion, however, remains.
Do I get to give you a stand-alone page that reads data from your prescribed MySQL table(s) and deliver a humble pie? Or, will I have to do this as a part of a bigger application? In short, who integrates? You or me?
Also, you are looking for an individual. Clearly, I am one. But I also happen to have a team. If you choose me, I will do the work personally. My team will be blindfolded. But wanted to disclose to you that I am, unfortunately, an individual who happens to have a team as well.
If you are good with that, my good. Else, my bad.
You can check out my Freelancer profile. Many people with even more serious profile pics have said a few good things about me (and some of them were mean enough to say good things about my team as well).
Hopefully, I will hear back from you.
Thanks,
Dilip