ASP .net vb Website

You will need to create a website which generates customisable reports from data fields in an SQL database. The data displayed in the website should be fully formatted and totals appear where appropriate. The reports must be exportable in to Excel (full formatting and csv options) and PDF format. The website will need to have a login facility, time out facility and save login details facility. You will need to provide an option to embed images in to the reports too. The site should be in VB .net No auto replies on this bid, please reply with *I love VB .Net!* then your message to be seriously considered. Please see attached sample shot of what it should look like, only bid if you can start straight away and deliver quickly.