Write me some entrance music

I need some entrance music for when I enter rooms, so people know I have arrived. It should sound like Dr Dre's 'The Next Episode' and be 20-40 seconds in length. Lyrically, let's keep it clean and you'll only need to write 4-8 lines of lyrics, Rhymes are encouraged, but not required. For your inspiration, a little bit about me. My full name is Kristin... it is definitely not a girl's name. I am 2cm above the average height (for Male's in Australia) My Dad's name is Greg My favourite confectionary is the glorious Daim bar When I was a kid I wanted to play cricket for Australia, but I wasn't very good My shoulder hurts One day I would like to visit Iceland My favourite number is 11 If I were a fruit, I would be a Pear because I bruise easily. I regularly misplace my keys I want a dog feel free to add your own facts about me should you feel the need, but please don't make me look like a fool... this is a work project and my reputation is riding on this!