Text cleanup, format files, some graphics work, transcribing

I am in need of a worker or virtual assistant to do some random tasks like clean up the formatting of text in a text file, format Microsoft Word documents, create PivotTables and bar charts in MS Excel, do some SEO by building backlinks from social networking and social media profiles, create some attractive themed graphics using stock photos in Photoshop, etc. This can definitely lead to long-term work - there is always stuff I need done. Please DO NOT BID if you are not completely comfortable doing every task I have listed above. I want your English skills to be excellent. I also want you to be on AOL Instant Messenger and available via email. I will not require you to always be on during certain hours of the day, or certain days of the week - but I definitely want you to get the work done in a timely manner. I prefer to pay on an hourly basis, so let me know your hourly rate. Please also let me know if you have done this in the past, and exactly what you did. If you can send a resume that would be great! I want to fill this position immediately! Thanks very much.