NEED PAID SIGNUPS - To My Website - www.splashoff.com

I need paid sign ups to my Website [login to view URL] It's an Adult Social and Dating WEBSITE You can use any means you can can think of as long as the paid signups come in and come in within a day or 2 after taking on the project. You CAN USE any Whitehat or Blackhat methods that you want as long as i see immediate results. I will split the profits with you on this 50 / 50 down the middle after the paypal fees are taken out and i can pay you daily on this. Please let me know what methods you will use to GUARANTEE the money coming in. This will be a long term job and you can use any method or tools that you have available!!! I don't want any method that is going to take weeks to see results... If you want to send out massive amounts of emails that is fine or if you want to post ads on sites that is fine or just plain spamming anyplace that is all fine... AS LONG AS I SEE RESULTS RIGHT AWAY!!! The sky is the limit on the money potential I am looking to get around 200 paid sign ups a month or more (we have done this in the past easily, so it can be reached with ease)... that is around $1400.00 for you and around $1400.00 for me!!! My Budget is $30.00 to start - and we split the profits after the money comes in