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...integrate are conversational, SMS and funnel app. Key Responsibilities: - Integrate Email Marketing features like Email Campaigns and Templates seamlessly into the current CRM system. - Integrate Customer Support functionalities to enable efficient Ticket Management within the CRM. The specific apps to be integrated should include: - Chatbot: Implement an interactive chatbot within the CRM to enhance customer engagement and support. - Text Messaging: Enable SMS sending and receiving integrated within the system. - Sales Funnel: Incorporate a sales funnel feature to streamline lead nurturing and sales processes. Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record in CRM integration with Email Marketing and Customer Support systems. - Experience in implementing conversational, SMS...

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me in reaching out to my vast old email subscriber list. The job involves sending out messages in a non-spammy, engaging manner. Key Responsibilities: - Send out emails and SMS to a list of over 20,000 users. - Ensure the content is engaging and non-spammy. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in email marketing tools and strategies. - Skilled in SMS marketing. - Familiarity with managing large subscriber lists. - Excellent written communication skills. If you have experience with successful email and SMS marketing campaigns, and you're confident in maintaining a high level of engagement without spamming, I'd love to discuss working together.

We have an existing platform that fetches top news headlines based on interest and uses GPT in order to compile them into a headline and send via SMS. The current bot is a selenium and existing panel is a basic Django admin. These are the new revamps that I'm looking for Scraper Fix: Need scraper fixed so it utilizes a blend of IP address locational data to find content that interests, and is more centered on things United States people would enjoy reading about. The current texts sometimes show Indian news that is out of context. So need a revamp of the news finding system in order to actually find meaningful arcticles and headlines. Right now it shows nothing that would be at the top of google news with a quick glance. Also would be nice to integrate twitter news into this ...

Hi, We need a creative scriptwriter with a great sense of humor and knowledge of jokes and meme trends. I need many scripts related to the animal niche. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample on the topic given by me. It's a long term task we need 8 scripts of 2000 words per week. We will hire multiple writers for this task. Have you had experience writing for a YouTube channel before? If so, we would love to see the links to your work. Additionally, please share some sample scripts that you have written. Payment will be via escrow. Interested candidate please bid. Regards, B

Hi, We need a creative scriptwriter with a great sense of humor and knowledge of jokes and meme trends. I need many scripts related to the animal niche. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample on the topic given by me. It's a long term task we need 8 scripts of 2000 words per week. We will hire multiple writers for this task. Have you had experience writing for a YouTube channel before? If so, we would love to see the links to your work. Additionally, please share some sample scripts that you have written. Payment will be via escrow. Interested candidate please bid. Regards, B

We're launching a promotional campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sure the audio is as clear as ...

I'm planning to launch a YouTube channel focused on creating funny, hilarious, and stupid content. I will be providing all the necessary footage and content for this project. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in video editing - Strong sense of humor - Experience in creating viral content - Ability to engage the audience I'm looking for a creative individual who can help me create unique content that will resonate with my target audience.

Create an auto process that will run every minute do the below:...below: 1) Will open Google Chrome. 2) Pull from external endpoint JSON (I will provide) a list of urls and enter each one of them in a new window. 3) In case one of the websites is showing "Dangerous Alert" (or doesnt load from any reason) , an email alert + SMS alert should be sent to multiple contacts that I will provide. Some points and clarifications: A) It can be done with extention, desktop software or any other auto script B) It will run every 60 seconds C) It will be installed on 3 RDPs D) I will need help to find and connect to SMS service and RDP service as I dont know reliable services that can be registered and approved fast. Please provide me a detailed solution how you will plan to do...

Hi, We need a creative scriptwriter with a great sense of humor and knowledge of jokes and meme trends. I need many scripts related to the animal niche. I will ask for a 100 -150 word sample on the topic given by me. It's a long term task we need 8 scripts of 2000 words per week. We will hire multiple writers for this task. Have you had experience writing for a YouTube channel before? If so, we would love to see the links to your work. Additionally, please share some sample scripts that you have written. Payment will be via escrow. Interested candidate please bid. Regards, B

...admin module, a customer module, and SMS integration using Twilio. The project will require the following: Admin Module: - CRUD Operations: I'll need a solid set of operations for creating, reading, updating, and deleting entries. - User Management: The admin module should have a user management system. - Reporting and Analytics: The ability to generate reports and analyze data will be critical. Customer Module: - Multiple roles under Customer - Registration and Login: The customer module should allow users to register and log in securely. - Account Management: There should be a functionality for account management for customers. SMS Integration using Twilio: - Send SMS Notifications: The system should be able to send out SMS notifications. - Receive...

Looking for someone to help create a ChatBot Assistant, which will send a SMS messages to leads, communicate with them and try to make a sale. And also need the same option for AI Calling Assistant, to make outbound calls to the leads. I think Twilio and Open AI would be good for this. Open AI should be releasing Voice API any week/month now. Other option would be Vapi and , etc. The chat bot can be from Voiceflow or similar platform.

...for candidates to track their application status. -Advanced Filtering and Recommender System: Search interfaces that allow dynamic filtering and display the integration of a machine learning-based recommender system. 4. Recruitment Process Management -Interview Scheduling: Calendar integration to show available time slots and scheduled interviews. -Automated Notifications: Design for email and SMS notifications setup. -In-Platform Messaging: Messaging interface for secure communications between recruiters and candidates. 5. Financial Management and Reporting -Invoice and Billing: Automated system for generating and sending invoices. -Financial Dashboard: Real-time display of financial metrics and customizable financial reports. 6. Mission Management and Reporting -Missi...

Find a solution that does a screenshot from real chrome device to a url and if the URL is not loaded successfully for some reason it will send an alert via SMS. * The device has to be real one and not emulator. VM can be used here. * There will be multiple urls. * The job will be launched every few second. Please provide me a detailed solution how you will plan to do it.

I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...

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We are looking for a talented UX/UI designer to create a simple mobile app. The main function of the app is to receive notifications, similar to emails or SMS. A total of 12 layouts need to be designed. The logo and colors are already finalized, and there is an existing old design in Figma. Requirements: Experience: Proven experience in UX/UI design for mobile apps. Design: Simple, intuitive, and user-friendly layouts based on the existing Figma design. Compatibility: Designs should be suitable for both iOS and Android. Components: The layouts must include all necessary components for notifications, such as: Sender logo Sender verification status Timestamp formatting Title and short description of the notification Notification category Required Layouts: 1. Splash Screen 2. Login ...

I am looking for an expert who can help me set up a SIP trunk server using Twilio as the SIP provider. This server will be used for both voice calling and SMS messaging. Key Responsibilities: - Establishing a SIP trunk server with configurations optimized for Twilio - Implementing call management features like Call Recording, Call Forwarding, and Interactive Voice Response (IVR) - Ensuring seamless integration of both voice and SMS capabilities - Providing recommendations for server security and performance optimization Ideal Candidate: - Extensive experience with SIP trunking, particularly with Twilio - Proficiency in configuring and customizing SIP trunk servers - Proven track record in implementing call management features such as Call Recording, Call Forwarding, and IV...

I need a skilled MongoDB specialist to help build a new appointment booking and management application using the MERN stack. Key Requirements: landing page, blog page, conatct us, about us, policy and terms page. user account registration (email,social and phone) / verification using sms otp. user account to manage appointments and edit acount information. admin login page appointment plugin , cookies plugin deployment upi plugin ( By KnitPay) zoom intigration sms intigration for otp/and appointment reminders whatsaap intigration for chat social media handels intigration. zoho mail email intigrations for notification notification = paymnet, order confirmation, account creation, password reset, appointment time alerts, meeting alerts.

READ BEFORE BIDDING!!! I'm currently looking for a Expert Senior Developer for a Short-Term commitment for Ongoing Mobile App's Phase II Firstly starting the Android Upgrade and then iOS and Web Admin Panel's works will be started. *Phase II Features with Allocated Budgets for Android App 1. Integrate Google In App Purchases = 150USD 2. Welcome (3)Pages = 100USD 3. Integrate New SMS OTP API = 30USD 4. Fix Minor Note Issue = 20USD 5. Set the App to All countries in Playstore = 20USD 6. Speed up the App = 30USD 7. Tips for Deliver Ontime in 7 Days = 50USD Total = 400USD (BUDGET IS ROCK SOLID) Required Skills: - Kotlin and Swift for mobile apps - Node for BackEnd - ReactJs for Web Admin panel Additional Requirements: - (NDA) and (IP) Make your you read everythi...

I need an experienced engineer on the Jasmin SMS gateway. Please place a bit ONLY IF you have experience with Jasmin SMS gateway!!! Task: Run Jasmin locally and wish you to demonstrate how to set the first example script from their documentation linked here:

I'm looking for a skilled developer to integrate a Dental CRM software and Voiceflow. Here's what I need: - Integration with Dental CRM: I want th...(chatbot builder): This part is slightly more complex. I need an integration that allows for booking and managing appointments, authorisation, as well as the ability to retrieve or create patient profiles. The goal is to build a chatbot that visitors to the website can interact with to book, reschedule, or cancel appointments. Automated messages to confirm changes will also be needed either through SMS or email. Ideal candidates will have experience in API integration, especially with CRM and chatbot builders like Voiceflow or Botpress. Experience with Dental CRM software is a plus. Those with high regard for security will...

I'm in urgent need of a proficient Tamil language expert. This requirement is immediate. Key Responsibilities: Tamil / Kannada / Telugu QC Responsibilities: 1. On-Screen Text Check: Reviewing and verifying text displayed on the video. 2. Spelling and Sentence Correction: Ensuring accurate spelling and grammar in the video content. 3. Script Segregation: Organizing and categorizing scripts as per requirements. 4. Assisting Video Editors: Collaborating with video editors to enhance video quality and content. Ideal skills: - Excellent command over the language

I'm in need of a professional who can create a CRM system that's speci...should be able to integrate with a third-party app via API. Key responsibilities include: - Building a CRM system that focuses primarily on sales process automation - Ensuring the CRM system is well integrated with Email marketing, Social media campaign management, and SMS marketing - Seamless integration with a third-party app through an API Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in CRM development, with a particular focus on automation - Strong background in Email marketing, Social media campaign management, and SMS marketing - Proven experience with third-party API integration for app synchronisation - Excellent communication skills to ensure all aspects of the project are understood ...

I'm looking for an experienced and creative individual to design and craft a viral, hilarious meme for teenagers. Key Requirements: - The meme should be in video clip format - It should be engaging, funny, and understand teenage humour well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in creating memes, especially in video format - An understanding of teenage humour and what appeals to them socially and culturally - A portfolio that reflects successful, engaging, and shared memes - Strong video editing skills to create a compelling final product Please keep in mind that the goal is not only to create a meme, but also to make it shareable among teenagers. Looking forward to see some exciting proposals!

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We are seeking an experienced developer or team to create a comprehensive web software and database system for the remote monitoring and control of cathodic protection stations (SKZ) equipped with TE-RCU control units. This project involves developing web applications, database design, and integration of communication modules for real-time data acquisition, SMS/GPRS control, and SCADA system interfacing. More details will be sent in private.

I'm looking for an e...House website or through a manually updated database. Key Features: - Development for both iOS and Android platforms - Implementation of user notification features including push notifications, email alerts, and SMS alerts. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in developing and launching user-friendly mobile applications for both iOS and Android - Familiarity with APIs and web scraping to acquire real-time data from government websites or the ability to create a reliable, manually updated database - Experience in integrating push notifications, email alerts, and SMS alerts into a mobile application Please note that this project may involve a degree of flexibility, as the method for acquiring flag status information has not been def...

I'm looking for a professional to verify the phone number for my Google Business profile to enhance its credibility and visibility. Key Requirements: - The verification method should be of Landline number. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in managing Google Business profiles. - Proficiency in verifying phone numbers using SMS. - Knowledge of best practices to increase trust with customers and enhance visibility on Google Business.

I'm seeking an expert in SMS marketing to help establish and run a robust campaign. Details: - Platform: I plan to use an SMS marketing platform and need help setting it up properly. - Target Audience: The campaign will focus on both existing customers and new prospects. - Message Type: The primary messages will be promotional offers. Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in setting up and running successful SMS marketing campaigns. - Proficiency with SMS marketing platforms. - Proven ability to tailor messages effectively for different audience segments. - Strong understanding of customer acquisition and retention through SMS. - Experience with loyalty programs is a plus but not mandatory. We offer SMS Marketing. Look for Affordabl...

We are looking for an artist who will be able to create 6 custom artworks in a predetermined (similar) style as samples in attachment. Paintings should be very similar as design in attachmnet, but can not be exact copies. Can be the same text, also with McDuck or Bunny. Hight resolution of arts 8000x6000px. We...Mrs. Bunny, graffiti background White Text: A journey to Love: 2nd artwork: McDuck with lots of USD White Text: Forbes 3rd artwork: McDuck with lots of money, cigar in hand Gold Text: NO LUCK ALL HUSTLE 4th artwork: McDuck with bottles of Dom Pérignon Gold Text: DRINK CHAMPAGNE - SAVE WATER 5th artwork: McDuck with money in background with gun in his hand, cigar in mouth Gold Text: NO MONEY - NO FUNNY 6th artwork: Bunny looks luxury, background with money gold text: ...

...Developer - SMS Processing and Remote Management App We are looking for a talented Android developer to build a secure and feature-rich mobile application along with a Laravel-based admin panel for remote management. Responsibilities: Develop an Android application (minimum Android 8) with the following functionalities: Read incoming SMS and identify target keywords. Send identified keywords to a designated remote server. Receive and display SMS messages triggered from the admin panel. Implement a sync button to synchronize SMS data and send details to the remote server. Design and develop a secure admin panel using Laravel 10, MySQL 8, and PHP 8: User registration and management. Device registration with approval workflow. Device blocking functionality. ...

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT industry, ...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to help me customize my current PHP SMS system. It's primarily used for sending notifications. I have the script and has been working with twilio, however all of a sudden it stopped working due to twilio changes I need assistance in modifying the script

I'm looking for a skilled video creator based in India to help me make a video invitation for my parents' 50th wedding anniversary. Key Aspects: - The video should be in English and Kannada - I prefer a traditional style for this project. - The main focus will be on including photos of the couple. The ideal freelancer for this project should: - Have experience in video editing and creation. - Be able to come up with a tasteful and heartwarming way to present the photos. - Be skilled in English. Please note that due to the requirements around language and cultural nuances, I am specifically looking for freelancers based in India.

I'm interested in application development for both Android and iOS platforms. The key feature is to allow sending SMS messages to a selected database. Any professional stepping into this project should be able to handle: - Database development: The backend needs to be designed to store contact details efficiently. Expectation is to accommodate less than 100 contacts initially, with potential for future expansion. Strong database management skills are a prerequisite. - App development: Looking for someone with profound knowledge of Android and iOS app development. Familiarity with SMS integration in apps is essential. Don't shy away from illustrating your previous experience in similar projects when bidding.

... Key Features Required: - Calendar Integration: This platform must allow each salon to manage their calendar and synchronize it with customer bookings. - Customer Reviews and Ratings: A system for customers to provide feedback on their experience is also required. It should enable future patrons to make informed choices about the services they engage. - SMS Notifications: The platform should notify customers of their bookings via SMS. Client Data Collection: In addition to standard contact information, the system should also be capable of capturing client preferences, including: - Phone Number - Email Address - Preferred Stylist/Technician The ideal freelancer for this project is highly experienced in building aggregator platforms and appointment scheduling software...

I'm looking for a developer who can help me set up an OTP campaign using Twilio specifically for user verification through SMS. Key Requirements: - Utilize Twilio's API for OTP: The main focus of this project is to create a seamless OTP system for user verification. - SMS Integration: The OTP verification process must be conducted via SMS. - Previous Experience: It would be beneficial if you have prior experience with similar Twilio OTP campaigns. Please note that this project is strictly for user verification, not for transaction authentication or password reset. Your experience in this specific area would be greatly beneficial.

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I am looking for a skilled Shopify designer to customize various sections of my website using the Kellas theme. Additionally, I need assistance in setting up automated email and SMS marketing, a discount popup, upsells, cross sells, down sells, scrolling announcement bars, importing reviews, and creating marketing funnels. Please send the links of websites you designed.

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

I am looking for someone experienced in building tool websites with an emphasis on monitoring changes on various websites. The primary function is to detect and report on content changes, with users receiving notification of these adjustments via email & sms alerts. Ideal Requirements: - Proficiency in building tool websites for monitoring purposes. - Knowledge in setting up a system to detect website content changes. - Experience in integrating email alert notifications for users. - Loading Capacity 500+ Websites Searching per Hour - Foresight in creating an interface user-friendly even for non-technical users. This project will require strong analytical skills and a sharp eye for detail. I'm excited to work with someone who understands the critical need for website ...

I am looking for someone experienced in building tool websites with an emphasis on monitoring changes on various websites. The primary function is to detect and report on content changes, with users receiving notification of these adjustments via email & sms alerts. Ideal Requirements: - Proficiency in building tool websites for monitoring purposes. - Knowledge in setting up a system to detect website content changes. - Experience in integrating email alert notifications for users. - Loading Capacity 500+ Websites Searching per Hour - Foresight in creating an interface user-friendly even for non-technical users. This project will require strong analytical skills and a sharp eye for detail. I'm excited to work with someone who understands the critical need for website ...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me in my search for local providers in the field of SMS communications. The ideal freelancer for this job should have: - Proficiency in conducting online local provider research - An understanding of SMS communication and how it is utilized - Strong ability to make connections between service providers and their potential applications in the realm of communications The task at hand involves identifying local providers who specialize in SMS services. You'll need to be able to evaluate their capabilities and potentially suggest how these could be leveraged for my specific set of needs.

...looking for a skilled professional who can help me monetize my Kannada News Blog through advertisements. - The primary method of monetization should be the integration of various types of advertisements such as banner ads, video ads, and native ads. - The goal is to increase the visibility of my blog, and potentially have it featured in the 'Discover' section. - Your responsibilities will include setting up the ad placements, optimizing their performance, and ensuring they are relevant to the content of the blog. Ideal candidates should possess: - Prior experience in monetizing websites, especially news blogs. - Proficiency in setting up and managing different types of online advertisements. - A good understanding of the Kannada language and the target audience...

I need a Node.js expert to finalize the OTP system for user registration on my website. Key Requiremen...Implementation: The system is partially implemented, and I need someone to complete it. The project involves integrating OTP functionality into the user registration process. - OTP Delivery: The OTP should be sent to users via SMS. - and when user forget password it ask otp Pages are already created Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Node.js: As a core requirement, you should have extensive experience with Node.js development. - Authentication Systems: Prior work on OTP-based authentication systems is highly desirable. - SMS Integration: Experience with SMS gateways and API integration is a plus. Please note, I am looking for a prompt completion of...