Weight Loss Product Review

I need a product review for the website http://www-easyweightlosstea-com/. What I need: A Headline. - A paragraph or two about your story - smart, good job,... but always depressed, cant find a date,... - Mention the reasons why you desperately needed to lose a few pounds (health reasons, cant find a date, whatever...) - How you tried many weight loss pills, diets, exercise routines, etc... - How you always lose a few ponds at first, then gained back more within a few months - How many of your friends have been having the same problems keeping the weight off. - And then, a friend at a dinner party mentioned how she found the perfect weight loss product - she can now eat whatever and still lose weight just by taking these green tea pills - - She tells you about this green tea pills that worked miracles for her and she wrote the web address down for you. - A few days pass, and you get stood up for a date - or someone makes a mean remark about your weight - or your health deteriorates (Something very emotional happens to where you decide you got to do something about your weight problem), so you check out the website, which was [login to view URL], and after just 14 days, you have lost xx pounds and never felt better. And it was so easy getting started, etc... Text needs to be informal, almost conversational and easy to read.