Dear Client,
I hope this message finds you with open availability and a sense of humor, because I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse. I understand that you need some changes made to your custom SMS sending software, and I assure you, I won't disappear for the weekend like a magician's disappearing act.
In addition to the SMS magic, I'll also add the capability to send out emails, RVMs, and even MMS. But wait, there's more! I'll throw in a campaigns section where you can upload a selected list and watch as it automatically puts them into an autoresponder sequence, sending SMS, RVMs, and emails at intervals you select. It's like having your own personal marketing assistant, minus the coffee breaks.
Now, let's get down to business. I promise to do what I say I'll do, when I say I'll do it. No excuses, no power outages, no storms. I'll keep my deadlines and stay in constant communication, so you won't have to worry about me falling off the face of the earth. And don't worry, I won't try to change the parameters of the job to make things easier on myself. I'll accommodate your needs like a professional acrobat.
So, what do you say? I speak English well (and a bit of gibberish for added entertainment), and I'll give you my best price right off the bat. No negotiations, no back-and-forth. Just a straightforward offer from a freelancer who understands your needs and is ready to start ASAP.
Looking forward to working with you, but please, no calls or passwords just yet. Let's keep it professional and communicate through the wonders of WhatsApp.
Yours quirktastically,