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Seeking a skilled graphic designer to create an upscale logo for Brew Golf, a brand that embodies the elegance of a country club. The logo should incorporate a golf flag but the color palette is open to interpretation. While the style is undefined, the design should reflect the sophistication associated with a country club setting. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Graphic Design - Logo Design - Branding - Creativity - Understanding of golf-related imagery.

I'm in need of a creative tee shirt design for our indoor pickleball club. The design should be hand-drawn in a cartoonish style, with a quirky and fun twist. Key Imagery: - Incorporate Pickleball Equipment and Funny Characters creatively. - I'm also looking for a unique element - a planet that looks like an indoor pickleball with 26 holes. It should be central to the design, but not overwhelming. - To give you an idea of the kind of fun we're looking for, there's an alien with a paddle, and a girl in a bathtub full of pickleballs - a 'pickleball plunge'. Design Aesthetic: - The chosen color scheme should be black and white, giving a classic simplicity to the design. - The overall style should be light-hearted and fun. Ideal Skills and Experien...

Muscular moose that show his arm (look at ABFQ logo it needs to be in that style)

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...have permission from that site owner) Any bids received in the first 15 minutes will not be reviewed. It will take you at least that long to review to understand what needs to be implemented The site MUST be WCAG 2.2 Level AA compliant. No deviations. I will help you by doing an audit, but you must at least educate yourself on what is required in these guidelines to not make bad decisions. For example, everything must be keyboard accessible, there can't be motion that lasts over five seconds, and color choices are slightly restricted (these are just a few examples) Key Features and Requirements: - The website must include a well-integrated, user-friendly quiz with engaging questions and interactive elements. - The main purpose of the quiz is to capture participants&#...

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Working on this project, you will be compiling and presenting daily news relating to Manchester United football club. The news will concentrate on: - Upcoming matches - Recent transfer news - Player interviews The content that you will produce should be a balanced mix of text articles and images. Please note that videos are not required for this project. Required skills for this project: - Excellent writing abilities to provide engaging text contents - Strong research skills to gather all relevant recent news - A keen interest in football, particularly Manchester United, is helpful to understand the context and significance of the news you find. Experience of writing or reporting about sports news will be a major plus. Your task is to update the content daily, ensuring tha...

I'm in need of a passionate and talented writer to create 10 engaging, original, and SEO-friendly blog posts about Manchester United Football Club. Key project details: - I'm looking to target Manchester United fans specifically, so the content should reflect a deep understanding and appreciation of the club. - The tone of the blogs should be informative and analytical. Readers should gain valuable insights and knowledge about the team while enjoying the content. - The blogs should cover a range of aspects of Manchester United, including team performance and statistics, player profiles and transfer news, as well as match previews and reviews. The ideal candidate for this project would possess: - Strong writing skills, with experience in blog writing. - A keen int...

I need to scrape data from the website Transfermarkt.com. For specific football clubs and seasons, i need all arrivals and departures, including their name, age, position, transfer fee and sending/receiving club. I only need a generic code, where i can manually insert the club and year myself. I want the data to be transferred and appended in one excel file

I'm in need of a full-scale UI/UX redesign for my car club's website. The current design is lacking in several areas and needs a complete refresh to enhance the user experience. Knock our socks off. We're specifically after someone who will put together a design in Figma, showing both desktop/responsive versions of the design. The Figma should also include a basic style guide for implementation. This website also has ecom facilities. The website is www.truestreetcarclub.com.au. A website that we don't mind the look of is: After the design is signed off on, we need you to then convert it into a static HTML/CSS/JS package. We will then take this and convert into our own templating with our internal system. After coming up with the style guide and home page design, ...

Hi I think i have a bad from my email address. I host at "hobohost" so maybe that's the problem. Need to fix the issue to make my emails deliverable to all email clients.

V.I.P ? Lounge A party club people's dancing like a meet in agreed Like a gold in blue V.I.P on top on a gold light up glob underneath of it i will lile Lounge in caption letters.

NO IA Allowed and NEVER email or contact us on the fencing website, email or social media pages, you will automatically be disqualified!!! Needs to be fitting the theme, vibrant and memorable! Currebt Text "Unlock Your Children Potential with Epee Fencing at CE Comeur Luxembourg" Foster Discipline and Strength Enhance Coordination and Mental Agility Celebrate a Vibrant Legacy and supportive Community Join us to cultivate skills and confidence in a supportive and enriching environment. [Club's Website and Email]" Needs to be in vector formats also (AI, EPS) size 80x200cm

...create a basic consultancy website for Industry and software topics. Important: - Please just continue if your bid is between $100 and $125 for implementing all the tasts described in this project. - I have very little time and usually cannot hang often at computer replying chat questions, so i am therefore expecting a selfdriven freelancer that can find his own answers. - As I already had some bad experiences with some professionals after having awarded them a project, I am herby requesting you to invest 1h of your time in providing me an advance of what your solution with my content would look like. Just post me here the link of the draft website so that I can check it. If I see the advance of a nice job (NOT the finished project!) then I will award you the project. - All the...

Hey there! I'm looking for s...that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max Budget...

Hello, I would like some more Rebel Riders motorcycle t shirt designs. I need some for the sayings: "Keep It Twisted" (skeleton hand on a throttle) "Good Girls Sit, Bad B*tches Ride" "Motorcycles & Mascara" "Life Behind Bars" a t shirt that says "BOOBS Two of My Favorite Things" with a side view of a motorcycle in the middle of the word so that the motorcycle wheels make up the "OO" So it would say "B(motorcycle)BS - Two of my favorite things" 300dpi, 45lpi, 12.5 in wide

Hey there! I'm looking for s...that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max Budget...

Hey there! I'm looking for s...that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max Budget...

I'm in need of a skilled video editor who can create a modern and sleek promotional video for my restaurant and club. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in editing promotional videos - Adept at creating a modern and sleek style - Experience in incorporating logo animations Please bid and we can discuss further details in chat. Looking forward to working with you!

Hi Writers Club, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

I'm looking to data scrape the price of popular electronics across different retailers and online marketplaces in Australia. Some of these Australian websites/competitors include: - - - - - There is also...bigger marketplace giants such as , facebook marketplace (AU) and even amazon. If not possible, we can discuss getting data through external API tools such as or The end goal for collecting this data is to input all this information into our website and creating AI personalised pricing tools. So we can let the customer know what a good bargain price is, what a bad price to sell is, and other important decisions.

Looking for a designer to redesign the website for a car club. The website has ecom facilities. We're specifically after someone who will put together a design in Figma, showing both desktop/responsive versions of the design. A winning bidder should supply 1 example of a Figma file they have completed before that demonstrates their skills. The Figma should also include a basic style guide for implementation. Send me a message with your interest and I will send you a link to the website that needs updating, as well as a sample of something we like the look of. After the design is signed off on, we need you to then convert it into a static HTML/CSS/JS package. We will then take this and convert into our own templating with our internal system. The design will include: - Homep...

I'll create your e-Commerce website with the payment integration of Strip with adding your 4 products and all the graphic + creating your brand Logo as well.

I am currently in need of a skilled attorney, preferably with experience in fam...addresses they will not send back an error message. But I owned a domain that I had email at and shut the server down long ago. If you message an un-hosted domain, it will send an "undeliverable" message in return. So by inference her lawyer incorrectly assumed that if he sent an email to one email address and it does not send an error then that was okay, when compared to the other that sent back a bad email or does not exist. That is flawed, they are assuming, that I would have read it?????? I get a ton of spam, that is why i moved to gmail. They also said they attempted to reach my previous lawyer and that he did not return a call. I called, left a message, and he replied the next day. P...

In need of a talented freelancer who understands the unique blend of comic book art and graffiti design to create a visually captivating T-shirt for my company. The design requires: - A strong understanding and command of the comic book style graffiti. - The ability to incorporate my company's name into the wildstyle graffiti design. Requirements: - Portfolio of previous comic strip or graffiti work, ideally displaying design adaptability from rough sketch to professional print-ready designs. - Good communication skills. - Attention to detail. Ideal skills: - Graffiti design - Hand sketching - Graphic design software - Creativity and artistic talent.

I need to make a song cover with a unique idea, the concept of the theme is an arid desert land with details on the sides where a man's boot like the one in the example photo is shown in the center and at the same time you can see his footprint on the ground with the title of the song "No Mastico Culebras" it means I don't hang with bad people and snakes" so all the concept is like the photo example called "sunset-mountain" If you pay attention to the examples, it is a unique and elegant detail that I am looking for and put together the idea based on the photos. Example of finished design retouch:

For this project i want to get the designs for the back of our hoodies. Now I have everything available, but in bad image quality and only in sketch. Here i need a creative freelancer that can finetune the idea and deliver the needed formats for prints. So here i expect to receive: 1) the designs in png format + svg format. The text part will be easy, but the illustration will need to be redrawn exactly the same and in vector. Here below in small below right we should add the initial: XT. 2) Next to this I also would like to receive the logo in svg format and in bigger png format then it is now. 3) The actual Figma designs should also be should be shared afterwards The purpose is to get it all sharp and detailed, so it can be printed on the hoodies. Thanks in advance and please r...

I'm seeking a licensed architect with expertise in commercial design. The project involves partnering with sealing as-build drawings provided by an Architectural Design professional. Key Responsibilities: - Collaborating with an architectural designer to create thorough and accurate as-build drawings. - The Architectural Designer will furnish all the necessary drawings. Your responsibility is to review the As-Built drawings and affix your seal for submission, in accordance with the requirements of the local city or county building department. - The Architectural Designer will partner with an Engineering firm to develop a fire alarm system for final submission to the local building department. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience as a licensed architect specializing in c...

I'm in need of a skilled programmer who can enhance my current PHP script to embed it into my Wordpress theme. I have a basic understanding of php and sql databases but only enough to read and understand code not really create it. i’ve used chat GPT to create a very basic script and it’s not done a bad job however it’s unfinished. I can share my Chat GPT log so you can see the files created and understand the progress. It’s a simple script and most of the code is created. I need someone who can edit the code and fix the functionality. Here is what i was creating: The project is a web-based system for business reviews. It allows businesses to collect customer feedback through a simple landing page with star ratings and additional review links for e...

I am in need of a talented graphic designer to present me with a unique, powerful, and memorable logo for my new boxing gym, "The Scrap Yard Boxing Club," which embodies the essence of our brand. Key Design Details: - Predominant Colors: Red, Black, and Silver - Imagery: The logo must incorporate graphical elements related to boxing, such as boxing gloves and a boxing robe. A consideration will be given to designs featuring a gorilla, but it is not mandatory. - Style: The design needs to be simple while conveying a message of strength and tenacity associated with boxing. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Graphic Design - Strong creativity - Experience in Logo Design - Understanding of color theory - Great communication By the end of this project, I hope to have a l...

...tasks include background removal and image retouching. Key requirements: - Background Removal: The editor should be capable of removing the existing background from the photos and replacing it with a new one. - Object Removal: As part of the image retouching, there may be a need to remove certain objects from the images. - Background Replacement: The new background is expected to follow a film strip theme. The successful freelancer should be able to create a cohesive and visually appealing background consistent with this theme. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in photo editing software such as Adobe Photoshop - Skilled in object removal and background replacement - Experience in creating themed backgrounds If you have a good eye for detail and can deliver high-quality...

I have a simple book for KDP that needs to be formatted rightaway. Right now it is in a pdf, looks bad, chapter headings in wrong places, wasted space on pages, all defective. I need the content stripped out of it, and put into a new file, and i need the epub and the pdf and the pdf cover and jpg cover RIGHTAWAY. budget $30

... **Imagine this:** * Users can search for tournaments and cash games with **filters** that showcase historical and **projected overlay** (when the prize pool is bigger than buy-ins). * **Promotions** become transparent. Think Thursday night football splash pots? Our app factors in the impact (good or bad) on profitability. * **Track your bankroll** alongside your performance, so you can make informed decisions about every hand. **Beyond the Basics:** * **Partner with Study Companies** Think forums for strategy discussions, hand analysis, and even in-app challenges. * **Personalization:** Allow users to tailor the experience to their game style and preferences. Get personalized recommendations

I need a creative collaborator to launch a video-based campaign for a bar/club, called "Dokk Club". This project should be of interest to people knowledgeable in using Shotcut. The idea is to create engaging video content. There's no specific requirement for the video format or resolution. Skills in video editing and multimedia content creation would be highly appreciated. Knowing your way around Shotcut is especially crucial for this task. Prior experience in creating video campaigns will give your bid an edge. The objetcives are: 1- create a 40-80 seconds video that can be made available on social networks as part of a marketing/communication campaign in this context; 2- prepare the narrative and select or create the image, video and audio materials you will...

I need a skilled AI/machine learning developer to create an image anomaly detection solution for me. The system...variety of image types, including medical, industrial, and security images. - A reliable anomaly detection algorithm that can provide accurate results in real-time. any solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you from scratch how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name images example write 20 in your bid

I'm seeking a licensed architect with expertise in commercial design. The project involves partnering with sealing as-build drawings provided by an Architectural Design professional. Key Responsibilities: - Collaborating with an architectural designer to create thorough and accurate as-build drawings. - The Architectural Designer will furnish all the necessary drawings. Your responsibility is to review the As-Built drawings and affix your seal for submission, in accordance with the requirements of the local city or county building department. - The Architectural Designer will partner with an Engineering firm to develop a fire alarm system for final submission to the local building department. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience as a licensed architect specializing in c...

Redesign logo: change text only Same image, colors and font New Text: BUTTERFLY CLUB HEALTH EDUCATION AND ADVOCACY

I have a large dataset containing information for various clubs. I need an Excel expert to set up club-specific auto-filters for me. Key requirements: - Set up a step-by-step guide to create auto-filters in Excel for specific clubs. - The Excel version can be 2010, 2013, or 2016. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in Excel, particularly in setting up auto-filters. - Strong attention to detail. - Familiarity with data analysis and sorting. Please include past relevant work and experience in your proposal.

We have a starting theme for Kids Club Event Registration Form. We want to build the journey from landing page, to navigation of events open for registration, selecting the event, selecting the membership type under that event, then deciding the number of kids to be registered (up to 4) filling out a form which may have some ID upload mechanism) all the way to total price detemrination, discount coupon enabling and payment, then receiving the E-Tickets to the even as proof of registration. We are looking for creative U/I U/X designers to work interactively with us to build the journey, and then get all assets to help our coders convert it into a working site with API, Database, etc.

I have an Excel file with a sheet that has match tables for academic club's leave. I'm on the lookout for an Excel specialist who can create tailored auto-filters for each club. Each auto-filter must be housed on separate sheets within the same Excel file. Key requirements: - Each auto-filter should gather all details in the same row, including match place, match time, and results. - Individual worksheet assigned for every club/company, ensuring a streamlined data management process. These filters will serve as a comprehensive and organized system for viewing club/company-specific data. Proficiency in Excel, particularly with auto-filter creation and workbook organization, is an essential skill for this job. Proven experience working with large datasets wi...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

...GraphQL queries/mutations, and Apollo Client setup for future maintenance. Requirements: • Proficiency in React Native development using TypeScript, with a portfolio demonstrating relevant projects. • Experience with GraphQL API integration, specifically with Apollo Client for React Native apps. • Experience with Postgress and API endpoints • Experience with Stripe, Stripe Connect, ecommerce, sports club event management and ticketing software and payment processing. • Familiarity with Payload Headless CMS or similar CMS platforms is preferred but not required. • User authentication • Strong understanding of mobile app design principles and UI/UX best practices. • Ability to work independently, meet deadlines, and collaborate effectively w...

...GraphQL queries/mutations, and Apollo Client setup for future maintenance. Requirements: • Proficiency in React Native development using TypeScript, with a portfolio demonstrating relevant projects. • Experience with GraphQL API integration, specifically with Apollo Client for React Native apps. • Experience with Postgress and API endpoints • Experience with Stripe, Stripe Connect, ecommerce, sports club event management and ticketing software and payment processing. • Familiarity with Payload Headless CMS or similar CMS platforms is preferred but not required. • User authentication • Strong understanding of mobile app design principles and UI/UX best practices. • Ability to work independently, meet deadlines, and collaborate effectively w...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

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