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... but you must be clever and eager to learn. No. I am *not* being charitable. I am being practical. ✻ PAYING YOU TO LEARN ✻ No. You aren't dreaming. I value intelligence and problem-solving ability over experience. I'd prefer to work with someone who is clever and learns quickly rather than someone experienced but is not very intelligent and/or does not solve problems scientifically. Would I hire an Isaac Newton or an Albert Einstein even if he had no programming experience? Of course I would. ✻ TESTS ✻ You must pass several difficult logic tests to work with me. The first logic test you complete for me will be an unpaid logic test. In other words, I would not pay you any money whatsoever if you were to pass the first logic test. However, I would pay you $25 (Twe...

I prefer to have this ready for tommorow afternoon NY time (4PM). Hi, I need an Ad design for a print magazine. Text can be find below Images are in the zipfolder. I ATTACHED A FILE WHERE I MADE A BAD DESIGN JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THE MAIN LAYOUT IDEA FOR THE TOP BUT EACH ELEMENT OF THE BOTTOM NEEDS TO BE DESIGNED NICELY ALONE WITH THE TOP. Each of the elements need to be beautified. An important part of the ad is the section where it says to call a number to order (The real number will be provided to the winner. I will need the source file as well. No images of people should be used in design. Size: "2.5 inches Wide and "10.3 inches tall. TEXT: BUILD A..... Electric Swing Ride DIY Kit 289 pieces includes light, sound & movement. Recommended for: Boys Model # E...

I'm seeking a talented French woman singer, who specializes in pop music, for a romantic and gentle project. The lyrics for the song are already in place. This french singer must be able to performing an a cappella rendition of a song approximately 4 minutes long. The lyrics of the song, which will be provided as a reference, should be reproduced as faithfully as possible, if not perfectly, matching the original vocals like a dubbing, adhering to all the notes and pauses. The request for such a service stems from the fact that the original voice exhibits some flaws in articulation. Key requirements: - Proficient in singing in French (accent parisien). - Specializes in pop music. - Comfortable with performing in a romantic and gentle style. If you believe you are the right fit for...

I'm in need of a logo for my web design company, zuwip. This logo should be Elegant and modern. I am looking for a logo design and then font zuwip to the right of the logo. How ratings work (I will rate every single logo that comes in) 5 Star - Winner 4 Star - Highly Considering 3 Star - Maybe? 2 Star - Not Bad, but no 1 Star - Not at all Key Points: - The logo must reflect the elegance of the company, focusing on its web design services. - A modern, sleek and polished look is required. - As of now, I am open to your creativity in terms of what visual elements to include. DO NOT USE AI TO CREATE THE LOGO, DO NOT STEAL LOGO IDEAS FROM GOOLGE I WILL CHECK.

My MySQL server is facing issues like high CPU usage and slow queries due to an incorrect configuration. I need a professional who can help me optimize my MySQL server by fixing the file and optimizing all bad queries to reduce the high CPU usage and improve the query speed. Key Responsibilities: - Review and modify the file to optimize the server configuration - Identify and optimize all bad queries to improve query speed - Reduce high CPU usage by fine-tuning the server - Provide a detailed report on the changes made and their impact Access: - You will be provided with AnyDesk access to the server for optimization. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in MySQL server optimization - Strong knowledge of query optimization techniques - Familiarity with the

...printing labels. So you need to adjust the 16 design to fit into those 8 labels which means the total variation and the files you will be sending me is 128 .ai files (16 design x 8 labels = 128 ai files). You are required to complete this project within the time and cost you originally gave in the quote . There is no room later you change the deadline or ask for more money etc. To avoid dispute and bad review feeback, please read carefully. We want to establish long term relationship. It is more important you can delivery good quality of work on time, not about you can place lower bid but end up you can't finish it the completion time and work you committed, so please give us the quote you are comfortable, and you did read carefully the spec and understand it all. let me ...

My MySQL server is facing issues like high CPU usage and slow queries due to an incorrect configuration. I need a professional who can help me optimize my MySQL server by fixing the file and optimizing all bad queries to reduce the high CPU usage and improve the query speed. Key Responsibilities: - Review and modify the file to optimize the server configuration - Identify and optimize all bad queries to improve query speed - Reduce high CPU usage by fine-tuning the server - Provide a detailed report on the changes made and their impact Access: - You will be provided with AnyDesk access to the server for optimization. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in MySQL server optimization - Strong knowledge of query optimization techniques - Familiarity with the

... but you must be clever and eager to learn. No. I am *not* being charitable. I am being practical. ✻ PAYING YOU TO LEARN ✻ No. You aren't dreaming. I value intelligence and problem-solving ability over experience. I'd prefer to work with someone who is clever and learns quickly rather than someone experienced but is not very intelligent and/or does not solve problems scientifically. Would I hire an Isaac Newton or an Albert Einstein even if he had no programming experience? Of course I would. ✻ TESTS ✻ You must pass several difficult logic tests to work with me. The first logic test you complete for me will be an unpaid logic test. In other words, I would not pay you any money whatsoever if you were to pass the first logic test. However, I would pay you $25 (Twe...

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I am seeking a professional video producer to create a concise, engaging orientation video for new employees. The video should be under 3 minutes in length and will be focused on introducing our company culture, as well as providing necessary information regarding company supplies and instructions for timesheet and payroll. - I have a sample of an old video that can be used as a guide Key Responsibilities: - Produce a high-quality, under 3 minutes video oriented for new hires - Clearly introduce our company - Provide detailed instructions for company supplies, timesheet, and payroll Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in producing orientation or training videos - Strong understanding of company culture and effective communication - Video editing expertise to create an e...

The pay rate is $5 per haiku that I u...hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, breaking up with a friend, talking down to people, etc. I will have a more comprehensive list of s...

You must be at least 16 years old and live in Eastern Europe or Latin America. ✻ PAYING YOU TO LEARN ✻ No. You aren't dreaming. I value intelligence and problem-solving ability over experience. I'd prefer to work with someone who is clever and learns quickly rather than someone experienced but is not very intelligent and/or does not solve problems scientifically. Would I hire an Isaac Newton or an Albert Einstein even if he had no programming experience? Of course I would. ✻ NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED ✻ You do not need any experience whatsoever, but you must be clever and eager to learn. No. I am *not* being charitable. I am being practical. ✻ TESTS ✻ You must pass several difficult logic tests to work with me. The first logic test you complete for me will be an unp...

...have permission from that site owner) Any bids received in the first 15 minutes will not be reviewed. It will take you at least that long to review to understand what needs to be implemented The site MUST be WCAG 2.2 Level AA compliant. No deviations. I will help you by doing an audit, but you must at least educate yourself on what is required in these guidelines to not make bad decisions. For example, everything must be keyboard accessible, there can't be motion that lasts over five seconds, and color choices are slightly restricted (these are just a few examples) Key Features and Requirements: - The website must include a well-integrated, user-friendly quiz with engaging questions and interactive elements. - The main purpose of the quiz is to capture participants&#...

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okay hello here, l know app devepers are highly priced! But the thing is here: My experience in the past was bad with deliver and functionality of my requesteds app's So l will make a milestone of 10 usd and not release until l can see if the Bot is functional My app is "called" XM ... XM trading app l need a bot to get money , so maybe you can get your hands into work and copy some codes from bots and make it easier ... just make it working on MTS5 MTS4 trading trading platform, the prefered for me is XM, could be another trading app but in my past l've been used and l've been maded a lot money, all by my self studing market businisess... right know l want a bot for like an example with a deposit of 100 usd , start making like 1 , 2 ... 10 usd daily wi...

Hi I think i have a bad from my email address. I host at "hobohost" so maybe that's the problem. Need to fix the issue to make my emails deliverable to all email clients.

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...create a basic consultancy website for Industry and software topics. Important: - Please just continue if your bid is between $100 and $125 for implementing all the tasts described in this project. - I have very little time and usually cannot hang often at computer replying chat questions, so i am therefore expecting a selfdriven freelancer that can find his own answers. - As I already had some bad experiences with some professionals after having awarded them a project, I am herby requesting you to invest 1h of your time in providing me an advance of what your solution with my content would look like. Just post me here the link of the draft website so that I can check it. If I see the advance of a nice job (NOT the finished project!) then I will award you the project. - All the...

Hello, I would like some more Rebel Riders motorcycle t shirt designs. I need some for the sayings: "Keep It Twisted" (skeleton hand on a throttle) "Good Girls Sit, Bad B*tches Ride" "Motorcycles & Mascara" "Life Behind Bars" a t shirt that says "BOOBS Two of My Favorite Things" with a side view of a motorcycle in the middle of the word so that the motorcycle wheels make up the "OO" So it would say "B(motorcycle)BS - Two of my favorite things" 300dpi, 45lpi, 12.5 in wide

Hey there! I'm looking for s...that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max Budget...

As a part of our team, you will be responsible for creating designs that are not only visually appealing but also have a strong impact on our target audience. Key Responsibilities: - Logo Design: We're looking for an abstract style for our brand. Your design should be unique, memorable, and versatile across different platforms. - Marketing Materials Design: You will be responsible for creating a variety of marketing materials, such as brochures, flyers, and social media content. Your designs should be eye-catching, on-brand, and convey our message effectively. - Website Design: You will play a crucial role in the design of our website. Your designs should be user-friendly, attractive, and in line with our brand identity. Your portfolio will be an important factor in our decision-...

I'm looking to data scrape the price of popular electronics across different retailers and online marketplaces in Australia. Some of these Australian websites/competitors include: - - - - - There is also...bigger marketplace giants such as , facebook marketplace (AU) and even amazon. If not possible, we can discuss getting data through external API tools such as or The end goal for collecting this data is to input all this information into our website and creating AI personalised pricing tools. So we can let the customer know what a good bargain price is, what a bad price to sell is, and other important decisions.

I am currently in need of a skilled attorney, preferably with experience in fam...addresses they will not send back an error message. But I owned a domain that I had email at and shut the server down long ago. If you message an un-hosted domain, it will send an "undeliverable" message in return. So by inference her lawyer incorrectly assumed that if he sent an email to one email address and it does not send an error then that was okay, when compared to the other that sent back a bad email or does not exist. That is flawed, they are assuming, that I would have read it?????? I get a ton of spam, that is why i moved to gmail. They also said they attempted to reach my previous lawyer and that he did not return a call. I called, left a message, and he replied the next day. P...

I need to make a song cover with a unique idea, the concept of the theme is an arid desert land with details on the sides where a man's boot like the one in the example photo is shown in the center and at the same time you can see his footprint on the ground with the title of the song "No Mastico Culebras" it means I don't hang with bad people and snakes" so all the concept is like the photo example called "sunset-mountain" If you pay attention to the examples, it is a unique and elegant detail that I am looking for and put together the idea based on the photos. Example of finished design retouch:

For this project i want to get the designs for the back of our hoodies. Now I have everything available, but in bad image quality and only in sketch. Here i need a creative freelancer that can finetune the idea and deliver the needed formats for prints. So here i expect to receive: 1) the designs in png format + svg format. The text part will be easy, but the illustration will need to be redrawn exactly the same and in vector. Here below in small below right we should add the initial: XT. 2) Next to this I also would like to receive the logo in svg format and in bigger png format then it is now. 3) The actual Figma designs should also be should be shared afterwards The purpose is to get it all sharp and detailed, so it can be printed on the hoodies. Thanks in advance and please r...

I'm in need of a skilled programmer who can enhance my current PHP script to embed it into my Wordpress theme. I have a basic understanding of php and sql databases but only enough to read and understand code not really create it. i’ve used chat GPT to create a very basic script and it’s not done a bad job however it’s unfinished. I can share my Chat GPT log so you can see the files created and understand the progress. It’s a simple script and most of the code is created. I need someone who can edit the code and fix the functionality. Here is what i was creating: The project is a web-based system for business reviews. It allows businesses to collect customer feedback through a simple landing page with star ratings and additional review links for e...

I have a simple book for KDP that needs to be formatted rightaway. Right now it is in a pdf, looks bad, chapter headings in wrong places, wasted space on pages, all defective. I need the content stripped out of it, and put into a new file, and i need the epub and the pdf and the pdf cover and jpg cover RIGHTAWAY. budget $30

I am looking to hire a graphics designer for this social media page, It is share market successfull expert analyst page. Design attractive eye catching design for the user Twitter page design Youtube page design, sharemarket Template design Budget:: Rs.250 Dont expect more cost, Good review is an asset

I need a skilled AI/machine learning developer to create an image anomaly detection solution for me. The system...variety of image types, including medical, industrial, and security images. - A reliable anomaly detection algorithm that can provide accurate results in real-time. any solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you from scratch how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name images example write 20 in your bid

PHP and MySQL web development;Error correction of HTML, CSS, PHP, MySQL, Linux Server (Almalinux, CentOS, and Ubuntu);Support for WordPress modules, themes, and implementations;Support for cPanel, Plesk, CWP, and OVIpanel;Support for working directly on Linux server;Important:All communication will be on the Freelancer.com chat;In the event that you do not provide enough details with the order, the service will be delivered only with the details received within the set time;I will fix any delayed work only during our agreed-upon timeframe for commitments made before payment. Any requirement during the work will require payment for additional time.

I am looking to hire a graphics designer for this social media page, It is share market successfull expert analyst page. Design attractive eye catching design for the user Twitter page design Youtube page design, sharemarket Template design Budget:: Rs.250 Dont expect more cost, Good review is an asset

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

...tomorrow. You know the drill, Krypto. Krypto: (looking up) Yeah, I know what you mean. I wish I could do better, Kevin. I feel like I should be more than just myself like Atomic man. Panel 4: Kevin (looks at the comic): You think you’ll be better if you were atomic Man krypto? Krypto (throws the comment down onto the ground): Well yeah I don’t have that much powers anymore and I feel like if something bad happens to you, I wouldn’t be able to stop it Kevin: Nothing will happen to you I promise. Page 3: 4 Panels Panel 1: Krypto continues reading the comic, feeling worried about his diminishing powers. Panel 2: Later that night, when Krypto and Kelvin were asleep, a mysterious glow emanates from Krypto's collar. Panel 3: Krypto's red cape emerges from hi...

I'm experiencing a 502 Bad Gateway error on my wordpress multisite, it is intermittent. Key Requirements: - Diagnose the 502 Bad Gateway error affecting the server connection. - Review the server configuration to identify and rectify any misconfigurations causing the issue. - Analyze error logs to pinpoint the source of the problem. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in server management and troubleshooting, particularly with a focus on resolving 502 Bad Gateway errors. - Extensive experience with Plesk, PHP, Ubuntu and Nginx is a must. - Strong ability to analyze and interpret server error logs. - Excellent communication skills to explain the issue and the resolution process clearly. Please provide a detailed overview of your relevant experience, spe...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Sam...

...an American accent. - The tone of the voice should be friendly and conversational. - The target audience for these videos is adults, so the voice should be clear and engaging. - This will be for a series of instructional videos for a website/app. Each video is 3 to 10 minutes long. Important: I will provide a quicktime video tutorial with voice instructions. The voice is mine and it's very bad. I need someone to watch and listen to my video and replace my voice with a professional voice. The output will be a new quicktime video with a professional voice. Same words though through out the video. There is no transcript. You will have to listen to the audio/video. Thank you. This project requires a voiceover artist who is not only fluent in American English but...

I'm seeking a solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name

need to hire experienced company for On-going SEO for my company web More details: What is the current ranking of your website on search engine results? Third page or beyond Which search engines are you focusing on improving your rankings? Google What primary goal do you want to achieve with SEO? Increase website traffic

...divided into 12 rows. -Incorporation of detailed data for each hour, including the ruler, Islamic ruler, start and end times, status, description, and warnings. Sample Data Format: Hour;Ruler;Ruler Islamic;Start;End;Status;Description;Warning 1;Mars;Zuhre;8:10;8:59;Good;Nice to dance; 2;Moon;Merih;8:59;9:43;Bad;Bad for new starts;Warning Message No3 Additional Features: Dynamic color changes in columns to distinguish between good and bad hours (e.g., light green for good, red for bad). Implementation of warning messages for inauspicious days, triggered if the date coincides with specific Hijri calendar days (3, 5, 13, 16, 21, 24, 25). Technical Specifications: The script can be developed using PHP, Java, JavaScript, or SQL. This is not a project for earn ...

...- Prepare and publish 3 job-ad posts per week, highlighting job qualifications, employment benefits, and job locations. - Develop and publish 2 additional weekly post promoting our business. -seo to our website Ideal Skills: - Proven track record in social media advertising, particularly on Facebook. - The ability to write concise yet engaging job postings. - Knowledge of the mechanical labour hire industry would be an advantage. - Demonstrated ability to target ads for increased engagement and response rate. Please note, tracking and adjusting the campaign based on performance metrics to achieve our primary goal of increased job applications is key in this project. Bid only if you have the necessary skills. Looking forward to fruitful collaborations! in the below photos sho...

I'm in need of a talented logo designer who can create a modern, sleek logo for use on my website and social media. Key Requirements: - Modern Style: I'm looking for a logo that embodies a modern aesthetic. - Icon Only: The design should be icon-based, without the inclusion of text. - Digital Optimization: The final logo should be optimized for online use, ensuring it looks sharp and professional on both desktop and mobile screens. Ideal Skills: - Experience in modern logo design. - Proficiency in creating iconic logo designs. - Strong understanding of digital optimization for logos. Please provide your portfolio when applying.

I have given Start time, Interval, End time in excel When i give start time(Ex:9:15), when that time reached E col data automatically copied in into G col, ...col value( Ascending not decending) Default value is 1, when e col value less than G col and comes again > G now count value is 2 same process for all 10 mins count( I have given any start time, Interval, end time, It will automatically copy the data and process the given time duration. Note: I dont know about coding, If you install the code and run successfully at my system thereafter I will hire you and release the payment. If you agree this term you will apply this task Budet is 300 INR and Good review, Dont expect more I am not big fish. it is difficult job dont come for Money you should waste you time for unrealis...